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Old 18th Aug 2014, 02:54
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"Torpedoes, nipples, chocks, helmets, screws, flaps...you boys have really got sex on the brain haven't you?"
"Yes Ma'am. Six months at Sea will do it to you..."
But fiddle with just one knob and it's shore time for you, Ma'am.
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Old 18th Aug 2014, 03:09
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"So, with a twist of the knob, out pop the legs and the torpedo is now in land target mode".
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Old 18th Aug 2014, 04:41
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An Engineer told me before he died,
The moral of the story
was to fit a Safety Switch!
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Old 18th Aug 2014, 05:54
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"On the end here, it's something that looks like a tear-drop!"
(Dude snoozing in cockpit) "Huh?? Whazzat? Clear Prop??!"
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Old 18th Aug 2014, 09:09
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"And we tried all sorts of flags and bunting as a warning device, but they all blew overboard, then one of my lads came up with a brilliant idea, so we have a gross of extra large Condoms on order to slip over the Torps when they're safe."
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Old 18th Aug 2014, 10:53
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NL - love it - intellectual for some but IMHO very funny. W
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Old 18th Aug 2014, 11:00
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My mate Sharky is an expert and he says that if they had used this then we would have breached all the dams.
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Old 18th Aug 2014, 19:35
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Some very good captions, some subtle and some less so....

Third TyroPicard
Now pay attention, 007
Second Nutloose
I wish they would buy a pump, blowing these tyres up by mouth is hard work.
Winner Danny42C
Sub-Lt RNVR: "Now if I were to uncscrew this little cap here and give the nose a gentle tap, I wonder what would happen ?"

Smithers (takes cover): "OMG !!"
So over to you Danny...
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Old 20th Aug 2014, 00:22
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I don't think Danny can post images.
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Old 20th Aug 2014, 00:49
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I don't think Danny can post images.
Yes he can.

Also he is not on line every day. Please have patience, he deserves this win. Further he does (or used not to) post directly on line but composes then cuts and pastes before posting.
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Old 20th Aug 2014, 01:07
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I was only going by his last win, totally agree with him deserving it and if he can post images, then the more the merrier
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Old 20th Aug 2014, 08:28
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I did PM Danny at the same time as posting the winners, but havent heard back. I agree we should give him some time.
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Old 20th Aug 2014, 11:40
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Ok, he's got 20 minutes....
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Old 20th Aug 2014, 15:14
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Crikey....next thing you know old Judge Judy will be pointing at her Watch!
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Old 20th Aug 2014, 16:57
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Crikey....next thing you know old Judge Judy will be pointing at her Watch!
We thought that you were Judge Judy...
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Old 20th Aug 2014, 21:15
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Do be a Buster Gonad...Buster, give Danny time

I cannot understand your rush, it's not as if you were going to win anytime soon
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Old 20th Aug 2014, 22:11
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By popular demand...



Nutty, I'm here for the camaraderie & International cooperation when it comes to taking the piss out of yourself.
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Old 21st Aug 2014, 19:11
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All,


Sorry for going AWOL and Holding the Troops Up (unexpected circumstances).


nimbey,

Thanks for the award of the "Victor Ludorum" !


Nutty and Pom Pax,

Both right ! Danny can copy and Post images already on PPRuNe or Wiki,
but cannot scan.


So over to Nutloose as "Proxime Accessit" !


Cheers, Danny.
 
Old 21st Aug 2014, 20:02
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You Sir, are a Gentleman.

You can get images from all over the web Danny, would you like to score this one?

Ok next image From the daily snail

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Old 21st Aug 2014, 20:22
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Listen, you have five minutes to get me a funny hat like these guys have or it is the mortar for you
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