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Old 24th Apr 2016, 09:32
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Del-Boy wondered if his replacement 3-wheel van was going to be as useful as the old one.
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Old 24th Apr 2016, 10:38
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"Ruddy Council ! Never do come round to pick up your rubbish when they said they would !"
 
Old 24th Apr 2016, 11:20
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The worst case of fly tipping that we have ever seen....
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Old 24th Apr 2016, 13:08
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Are you sure this is the place?
Yes, 29 Mig Alley....
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Old 24th Apr 2016, 14:42
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Mrs Ivanov was no fool, and scanned the skies diligently to see what direction the rest of the flight was coming in from.
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Old 25th Apr 2016, 10:21
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Well this one went well, OK last orders, will score it tonight allowing for Game of Thrones lag from last night and one not falling asleep because of it..
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Old 25th Apr 2016, 12:36
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Fell off the back of the truck...
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Old 25th Apr 2016, 12:38
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"And then when the tree struck the very front of my aircraft..."
"...pitot-head?"
"Well, up to my waist anyway."


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Old 25th Apr 2016, 12:49
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just another Ruskie gone downtown for a bit or R
and R
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Old 25th Apr 2016, 13:38
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London commuters got a big surprise when Banksy branched out into 3D.
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Old 25th Apr 2016, 13:41
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Vassilli, I did not ask you to give me one Mig only! Ping Vassilli, Ping!
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Old 25th Apr 2016, 19:19
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Yes I know, officer.
It's only a comfort stop but each time it tries to cock a leg, it keeps falling over.
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Old 26th Apr 2016, 10:24
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Sorry for the delay, I stayed up late the night before. Ok onto the results


And the winner is

WeeJeem with

Pilot Officer Ivanov began to think that he should have reacted to the bypass warning light.

2nd place

Buster

Vlad! You get down here RIGHT NOW, and move this piece of дерьмо!!!

And an equal third are

Pasta

Not for the first time, orders for a root and branch review into the aircraft procurement process were taken too literally

Andytug

"I said practice a dog fight, not a dog sh!¦€


Over to you WeeJeem
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Old 26th Apr 2016, 12:13
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отлично WeeJeem!
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Old 26th Apr 2016, 12:58
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Well played that man
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Old 26th Apr 2016, 13:13
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Wee Jeem,

Xорошо !

Last edited by Danny42C; 26th Apr 2016 at 13:15. Reason: Get it right !
 
Old 26th Apr 2016, 15:33
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Well done, WeeJeem!


Good pic, Nutty.
Some of the lines were quite good.
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Old 27th Apr 2016, 07:43
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Blush, blush, bow, bow, cue huge acceptance speech

OK, new pic on its way shortly STBY
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Old 27th Apr 2016, 07:54
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Let's keep with the parking theme, and see what we can do with this

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Old 27th Apr 2016, 08:19
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I only said right hand down a bit
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