Caption competition

[Tashengurt]

"Listen it says here in the rules, Appendix C, subsection 4, page 338, paragraph 16.
'No person shall post more than three pictures of any Korean despot in any six month period.'
Now sod orf or I'll have you all sent to Jet blast!"




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[Vitesse]

The Man from the Ministry was firm. Lightbulb changing would proceed in accordance with KR.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Right Chaps, I know we've been on Ops for 3 months straight, but it's getting a bit whiffy in here. Can I remind you that KR2242 clearly states that you must change your underwear every 7 days"

"Does it say who with, Sir?"

[Buster Hyman]

Unfortunately Chaps, the producers of Britain's Got Talent have rejected our entry on safety grounds. So, that means that people will just have to come to air shows & Bettys Birthday to see the Red Arrows.

[nimbev]

Right, now you have all been issued with your nice blue serge uniforms, you're all posted to Ceylon, so hand it all back in and get your khaki issue.

[Boudreaux Bob]

"The Station Commander's comments about Mess Seating Procedure lacked a sense of urgency for some inexplicable reason."

[Big Pistons Forever]

Oh cheer up men ! The fact that England was utterly humiliated in last years Cricket Test matches doesn't mean that there isn't some hope for this year.

[Surplus]

The good news is even more savings can be made, now that we can fit the entire Air Force in one room. Now to the postings, Smith, Johnston and Arkroyd - Ukraine, .........

[Big Pistons Forever]

I count 7 different orders of dress among you horrible lot. "Uniform" is a verb as well as a noun !

[PingDit]

"...and you won't be dismissed until the owner of that fart steps forward!"

[Buster Hyman]

Ok, all those in favour of renaming Gibsons dog to the politically correct Obsidian Nigel, raise your hands?

[Ascend Charlie]

Just listen to the instructions!!

I'll sing it once again...

"You put your left foot in,
You take your left foot out,..."

[CoffmanStarter]

No ... It's not a Mildy Hall but Mildenhall

[Boudreaux Bob]

"We have our Orders Lads, and in the best traditions of the RAF we shall carry them out......Wheeled Rubbish Bins and Spades will be issued to each of us for use in the Procession as we follow the Horse Guards."

[Buster Hyman]

The first Squadron equipped with Jaguars receive the news...

[CoffmanStarter]

[CoffmanStarter]

That's it lads ... Brown Envelopes everyone ... Last one into civvies is a sissy

[nimbev]

Good news is they are going to use our squadron's Lancs to make a movie called 'The Dambusters'. Bad news is you lot aren't going to be in it.

[Boudreaux Bob]

"Officers.....making Simple Things Difficult once again!""

[NutLoose]

The boys were not amused to find that the guest speaker was Adolf Hitler reading passages from his book Mien kamph.


sorry couldn't resist having a go