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Old 12th Aug 2014, 17:20
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"And so you should be embarrassed my Dear, fancy asking to see their cox"
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Old 12th Aug 2014, 17:38
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Wills ... The chap at the back keeps shouting "Pull, Cock Feather" ... What does it all mean ... Don't worry darling I'll tell you later
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Old 12th Aug 2014, 17:56
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The Royal Barge was on Major Inspection, so we got this !
 
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I know her sister has a more pert bum, but a hand in the bird is worth two in the ......... what's that about The Tower?
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"Pedalo 24 ... Come in now ... You're time is up"
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If I've got to do Dunking Drill ... So do you Kate
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Old 12th Aug 2014, 19:24
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Darling.....I hope that's your hand on the royal row locks...!
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Old 12th Aug 2014, 21:26
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"I dare not look back, how is Harry doing on the water skis?"
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Old 12th Aug 2014, 21:31
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"Don't worry Dear, if you are wearing your copper rheumatism bracelet, that should also prevent barnacles forming on your bottom"
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Old 13th Aug 2014, 01:28
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Eh wantok, the chief's drum message said he wanted a panoe too. What's a panoe?
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Old 13th Aug 2014, 01:46
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Kate, if I'm not holding the umbrella and you're not holding the umbrella, where's the handle?
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...yes Missus, we called the Keel Pippa.

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We don't know where your Husband is, but Lunch was delicious, yes?

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The new Britannia was modest, but very economical.

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"Wills. The crew isn't paying me the slightest attention. But they keep looking at you"
"Yes Dear, it's a Navy thing"
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The Duke of Cambridge decided there and then that the RNLI was not for him and so he volunteered for the Air Ambulance Service.
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"Oh; that is a canoe in your pocket"
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Old 13th Aug 2014, 12:30
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Papparazzi, Starboard bow! Man the archery set!!!
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The Cambridge's were peeved when they discovered that the invitation to "Join the Archers" did not involve visiting the BBC Radio studios.
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Angrily, the villagers returned to shore when they realised David Atten-bro wasn't under the umbrella...
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(Chap immediately behind HRH) "S#d this for a game of soldiers!"
 
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