Right, I'm off for a week to Newfoundland (where the internet is still done with semaphore flags), so:
Third:
Nimbev
Wills darling, I wonder who's on the menu tonight.
Second:
Nutloose
"And so you should be embarrassed my Dear, fancy asking to see their cox"
Winner:
Wensleydale
The Oxford team were worried when Cambridge arrived for the start of the boat race!