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"What's that? Nutloose has won by default again? Right, bring the invasion fleet to full readiness!"
or:
"Right! Emmerdale starts in one minute. If you don't get that TV remote back here in ten seconds, you will go to the dogs!"
or:
"Right! Emmerdale starts in one minute. If you don't get that TV remote back here in ten seconds, you will go to the dogs!"
Evertonian
"No, no...3 Madras Curries, a Beef Vindaloo, and a Chicken Tikka!"
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"...well, of course the power is off at the wall, this is North Korea you idiot, the power is always off! Now, can you fix the telly or not?"
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"But I called within 30 minutes. How could I not be one of the first 100 callers? Put it this way, if I don't get my bonus Teflon frypan, you'll be getting a bucket of sunshine up yer arse! Lets see if that sticks to your frypan"
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"...well, of course the power is off at the wall, this is North Korea you idiot, the power is always off! Now, can you fix the telly or not?"
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"But I called within 30 minutes. How could I not be one of the first 100 callers? Put it this way, if I don't get my bonus Teflon frypan, you'll be getting a bucket of sunshine up yer arse! Lets see if that sticks to your frypan"
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"Have I been sold PPI insurance? Pyongyang Premier's Incontinence....... How did you know? I can get insurance for this? I'm interested!"
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Now listen to me you capitalist pig, I want to buy shares in pprune. I'm getting more face time on that website than all other news feeds combined. Yes, I've got an Amex Centurion card"
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ISIS are at the border?, goowd, I like ISIS, get me five Choc Isis please..
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(Reminds me of 'Life of Bwian')
"Centuwion, come here at wonce!"
"One of your guards here finds this situation wisible!"
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"Centuwion, come here at wonce!"
"One of your guards here finds this situation wisible!"
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Last edited by Stanwell; 22nd Aug 2014 at 14:38. Reason: can't spell, can't pwonounce.