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Old 5th Apr 2014, 01:27
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"I know what I said Mr Genie, but on reflection just longer runways and free beer will do. Back in your bottle"
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Old 5th Apr 2014, 01:59
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"If the first thing you looked at was the SMG, please file right, the Army needs recruits too. For the rest of you, welcome to the Air Force"

Streamlined Selection, 2015
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Buster reckoned he would have to use the "Hug and Chalk" method if he took up with Babs.
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Old 5th Apr 2014, 02:31
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Dave's sex change was going well, but there were moments of relapse to his pie-eating, gun-toting days in the RAF Regiment.
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Old 5th Apr 2014, 06:32
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Bloggs knew from bitter experience that all he had to do was give her backside a good slap and ride in on the waves.
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Old 5th Apr 2014, 06:51
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Ah Mr President, your date has arrived
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Having shown the Army what she can do with their best friend, now Cheryl will demonstrate to the Navy what she can do with a couple of hammocks
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Old 5th Apr 2014, 06:58
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So to demonstrate if you don't have a silencer you put your ears just here for protection, then when you squeeze the trigger, total silence
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Old 5th Apr 2014, 07:04
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"Do you feel un-lucky, Punk?!"
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Sid had been arrested for having an offensive person on his weapon!
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The Station Regiment Flight demonstrate their new lesson pack which demonstrates the precautions to be taken before handling a weapon.
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Old 5th Apr 2014, 07:10
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"...and for the airborne mount, all you have to do is press the tit".
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Old 5th Apr 2014, 07:12
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The requirements manager admits to a typing error as a French manufacturer submits its solution for squaddies "Body Amour".
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Old 5th Apr 2014, 08:29
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The Mk 9 Life Preserver always did have problems with premature inflation
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Old 5th Apr 2014, 08:33
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If you think you had problems when your glycerol bonedome ear seals burst ...
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Old 5th Apr 2014, 08:37
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SATCO ... "I said get me a Bird Scarer not a Scary Bird"
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"I used to work on the telephone exchange at Coningsby"!
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Old 5th Apr 2014, 08:48
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Kiltrash ... I warned you that Maidstone girls are tough
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Old 5th Apr 2014, 08:56
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After making sure she was ready, Cheryl headed off to Wal Mart.
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102ZZZ Cup ... Hmm ... I thought Pimm's only did Cups 1 to 6
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