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Old 9th Jul 2014, 08:35
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" ALL OUR EYES ON THE DISTANT HORIZON,
LOOK OUT FOR THE S . I . B "

(the Nav doing the Sailors Hornpipe dance "
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Old 9th Jul 2014, 09:17
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The Village People were traveling incognito, but on lucky fan got an autograph.
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Old 9th Jul 2014, 11:28
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You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
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Old 9th Jul 2014, 14:00
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"Is this the queue to apply for a tour on Vulcans?"
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Old 9th Jul 2014, 17:14
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They say flagrant copying is a sign of flattery



"Just think Sir, the way technology is improving, in 50 years time they'll be able to get all the functions of your crew into your watch"

"Don't be ridiculous, Chiefy. Who would carry my bags?"
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Old 9th Jul 2014, 19:37
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"Just think, Sir. The rate technology is progressing, in 50 years everything in those navbags will fit in your watch'

"Don't be ridiculous, Chiefy. How will they get 7 bottles of whisky in a watch?"

(n.b. originally posted before Nutty's entry)
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Old 9th Jul 2014, 19:41
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"Don't be ridiculous, Chiefy. How will they get 7 bottles of whisky in a watch?"


I heard that the last watch started with 8 Bells!

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Old 9th Jul 2014, 21:42
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You signing for last nites Curry, leave door open on aircraft for a few days or use Gas masks to enter.
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Old 9th Jul 2014, 21:46
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"I'm a Sperrin guy myself Sir, all this V crap just seems to clutter up the apron"
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Old 9th Jul 2014, 22:06
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Geez you mean I have to sign for the pee jug too ?.

Well sir, you aircrew are not very good at coming back with everything you left with.....

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Old 9th Jul 2014, 22:09
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Why yes that jug by the bag is the aircraft pee jug. Why ever would you think it contained illict alcohol.....
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Old 10th Jul 2014, 00:00
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The utter shame....forced to sign a Written Statement admitting the Pilots were carrying the NAV's Bags. (Proving why Pilots are necessary!).
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Old 10th Jul 2014, 09:03
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I .... "Hold on, I've written my name on my hand, so i can spel it write"
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Old 10th Jul 2014, 17:26
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"What time is it? This should have been judged hours ago.... Someone go let Roadster out of the bomb bay... "
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Old 10th Jul 2014, 18:30
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'Serviceable.'
"Thank you very much sir, we'll put her straight onto QRA."
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Old 10th Jul 2014, 18:43
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"Right, thanks Chief. We'll load up and should be wheels up in about half an hour"
"OK Sir. I'll get Ops to tell the fighter boys you were airborne 10 minutes ago "
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Old 11th Jul 2014, 12:46
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I'm back at Chateau Roadster, judging will be noon EDT, 5pm BST. Last call!
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Old 11th Jul 2014, 16:33
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Scores on the doors time, folks.

In 3rd place, with a Valiant effort is Surplus with:

Appreciate you bringing out the 252, we've already confiscated his hat.
In 2rd place, playing a Vulcan mind-trick is NutLoose with:

We'll be ready for the crew bus when Mary Poppins comes down off the ladder Chiefy
And this week's Victor is Vitesse with:

The Village People were traveling incognito, but one lucky fan got an autograph.
Over to you, Vitesse...
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Old 13th Jul 2014, 10:17
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Have sent him a pm to let him know
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Old 13th Jul 2014, 10:57
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Times up. Take it away Nutty.
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