Caption competition
Francois, on detachment from the French Navy. got confused with his pace stick measurements and instead of 40 inches scaled up to 100 . the resulting medical condition caused the seamen to wince
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Ok to allow time to get one up over the weekend... ( Buster, try the viagra again 
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1st place goes to
Roadster with
"I say Ashwood, the blighter hasn't polished the back of his buttons!"
2nd place
Fox3 with
"What do you reckon, Doc?"
"First opinion obviously, but I reckon he died of Boredom waiting for the last Cap Com to be judged"
3rd place
Wenslydale with
Detain the crew of HMS Liverpool - he has bite marks on his shoulder!
and finally
4th place goes to ACW599 with
Not winning or being placed in the PPRuNe caption competition for many months finally took its toll.
Over to you Roadster
)1st place goes to
Roadster with
"I say Ashwood, the blighter hasn't polished the back of his buttons!"
2nd place
Fox3 with
"What do you reckon, Doc?"
"First opinion obviously, but I reckon he died of Boredom waiting for the last Cap Com to be judged"
3rd place
Wenslydale with
Detain the crew of HMS Liverpool - he has bite marks on his shoulder!
and finally
4th place goes to ACW599 with
Not winning or being placed in the PPRuNe caption competition for many months finally took its toll.
Over to you Roadster
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After a good look round, the Nav finally knows where he is.
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Proof that Hi Viz vests are needed, the Nav fails to spot the rest of the crew.
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Proof that Hi Viz vests are needed, the Nav fails to spot the rest of the crew.
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...and just sign here. Now, would you like collision insurance on your rental Sir?
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Nav: Where's the Vulcan aircraft?
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I'm sorry Sir, the MoD refused to pay for air stairs
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Nav: Where's the Vulcan aircraft?
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I'm sorry Sir, the MoD refused to pay for air stairs
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"I say Captain, that's my Nav bag your standing on"
"Why do you think we brought you? It certainly wasn't for your navigation skills"
"Why do you think we brought you? It certainly wasn't for your navigation skills"
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"We'll be ready for the crew bus when Mary Poppins comes down off the ladder Chiefy"
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"What do you mean welcome to Cyprus Chiefy?, we were on a Navex to Goose Bay"
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"That's alright sir, I won't say a thing, pretend you're writing something intelligible, but simply add a thumb print to the top left page, and we'll do the rest"
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"Why all the Nav's sir? Someone's got to carry all these bags Chiefy"
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Err...could someone bring the ladder closer?
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And once I've signed this, then we're off! I guess this is the last time you'll need bombers down here in the Falklands eh?
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And once I've signed this, then we're off! I guess this is the last time you'll need bombers down here in the Falklands eh?