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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 09:15
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"Well, we started off on his six when he pulled through the clouds, then we moved in above him...."
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 10:32
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"and we fly so low, we have to kneel down to tell war stories!"
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 10:36
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Canadian Rotary Wing Pilots Explain the Need for More Green Paint
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 10:53
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Minister "My wife used to be Miss Canada. Have you met her?"
"Met her?.........does she still prefer doggy?..oops"
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 10:56
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"...which makes the helicopter achieve lift.

Now, my colleague will say all that again in French.
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 10:56
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"So you all came off Puma, right?"
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 10:58
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"And the next phase of budget spending we will be looking at purchasing chairs."
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 11:02
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"**** me, that's really bad DT's"
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 11:06
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"And in line with the powers invested in me as Captain, I now pronounce you man and err... Man, you may now kiss the Warrant Officer"






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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 13:26
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No Chief, I insist. I request the cone of silence!
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 14:34
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Do your zip up there's a good chap as you're showing your gusset to the Minister
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 15:14
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Minister, we got on our knees for this?
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 15:34
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So, then I took out my bongos, and started to play.

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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 15:45
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"That is correct, QR's clearly state all Canadian Officers and Politicians must squat to pee"

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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 15:58
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"Why is it when we want to show we are in the Canadian military we have to bend over or squat like a women?"
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 16:02
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The only way we'll get the Cyclone is to kneel down and think of Canada.

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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 16:03
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The drawback of hiring dwarves to be photographers.
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 16:05
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So I told Bill Clinton that the main difference between Canadians and Americans is that when Canadians meet our head of state we only have to go down on one knee.
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 16:47
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Yes Minister, There has been a scheduling problem and that you expected to be at a kindergarden school down the road, where you would normally be photographed bouncing small children on one knee so we will all also adopt the pose

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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 16:59
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