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Old 28th Apr 2014, 16:58
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The 3rd Foot and Mouth regiment was really up against it as the talifannies advanced against them near the Khyber pass, but Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond was gambling that the Regiment's famous kilt-lift manoeuvre would be effective in repelling the enemy's charge
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Old 28th Apr 2014, 17:01
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Contingency rehearsals for the Great Leaders' funeral necessarily had to be kept secret...
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Old 28th Apr 2014, 17:35
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Ah ... the good old TLV manoeuvre
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Old 28th Apr 2014, 17:39
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You 'orrible little slot.... 'Aircut.... 'Aircut.... 'Aircut..
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Old 28th Apr 2014, 17:42
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Heel High! Heel High! Heel High! ... Now doesn't that sound familiar
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Old 28th Apr 2014, 18:58
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No actually we are not commando, why do you ask?
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Old 28th Apr 2014, 19:03
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Far East females actively seek western gentlemen for love, companionship and possibly marriage....
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Old 28th Apr 2014, 19:04
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"I know Air Cadet gliding has been paused, Hoskins, but are you quite sure this is the best way to keep VGS staff motivated?"
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Old 28th Apr 2014, 19:21
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Buster Hyman, in fact Bust em all.
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Old 28th Apr 2014, 19:22
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Gillette the best a woman can get.
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Old 28th Apr 2014, 19:23
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If you defect look what awaits you.
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Old 28th Apr 2014, 19:26
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Don't try this at home.
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Old 28th Apr 2014, 19:54
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No, I said that we needed a march-past by a set of Career officers in the Air Force.
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Old 28th Apr 2014, 20:15
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"See, I told you we should have stop drilled the first one, they're propagating"
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Old 28th Apr 2014, 20:34
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Practising the suit hangar walk.
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Old 28th Apr 2014, 21:22
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Oh, no! Some joker mixed crushed Viagra with athletes foot cream!
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Old 28th Apr 2014, 22:03
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Old 29th Apr 2014, 04:13
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The national anthem performed by the queef ensemble.
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Old 29th Apr 2014, 12:45
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To reduce flight training costs, the next generation of fighter pilots were told to simulate the scissors manoeuvre on the ground

However, getting a pro-dancer from 'Strictly...' to conduct the training might just have been a cost-cutting measure too far...
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Old 29th Apr 2014, 14:45
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Kim's father was a great fan of 'Sunday night at the London Palladium' new Tiller girls audition.

Ps. One has to be long in the tooth to get it.
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