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Old 6th Jul 2014, 03:41
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Buster waits pensively for the Pies to arrive!
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Old 6th Jul 2014, 04:03
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(Nav extreme right)........ Silent, in Wild Surmise.....

or

"I cannot see the Signal"

or

"Land, Ho !"

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Old 6th Jul 2014, 07:24
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"Okay Skipper, it's aired out now"
"Righto Ginger. Bertie, see if you can find Whoopsie & we'll get underway. But, just to make sure, take all the beans out of the ration packs!"
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Old 6th Jul 2014, 09:08
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Oi! Stop singing "The hills are alive with the sound of music" and hold this stepladder while I finish putting a second coast of emulsion on this door!"
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Old 6th Jul 2014, 10:11
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That's it Sir ... Sign the 700 here, here and here ... initial here, thumb print here and finally a swipe of your credit card
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Old 6th Jul 2014, 10:33
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"Chief!... Who's left superglue on this door?"
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Old 6th Jul 2014, 10:46
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"Cpl. Stevens! Get off of that door & for the last time, it's not green and there's no old piano behind it!"
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Old 6th Jul 2014, 10:57
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"Yes, could you empty the pi$$ bottle and fill it with some of your finest Cypriot wine please?"
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Old 6th Jul 2014, 11:11
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Table for Five ... Certainly Sir right this way
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Old 6th Jul 2014, 13:09
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...And initial here, here, and here. Sign there, and I can file this. No, the chaps in the back won't need to fill out any insurance...
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Old 6th Jul 2014, 14:06
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Hang on a Mo' Lads.....and I will finish this Duty Roster for the Holding the Door Open Detail.
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Old 6th Jul 2014, 14:35
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"What's with the chap on the steps sir?"
"Oh he's a remustered rock ape Chief"
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Old 6th Jul 2014, 17:29
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Once again, sir, practice writing "YMCA" on this pad, then take the lads dancing...
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Old 6th Jul 2014, 17:56
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Don't you have something a little more adventurous on the Wine List
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Old 6th Jul 2014, 22:45
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Eh Skipper "Are we there yet"

Eh F*** off you supposed to be the Nav.
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Old 7th Jul 2014, 02:43
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Thanks for signing that Skipper, but I'd really like the autograph of the chap behind you, Lionel Jeffries.
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Old 8th Jul 2014, 16:03
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I think the word you're looking for is Inop, sir, not Timex....

or...

Harry Samuel never had a problem remembering how to sign the 700....
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Old 8th Jul 2014, 16:59
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"Look Chief, I don't Care, Mickey Mouse tells me it is two o clock"
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Old 8th Jul 2014, 21:30
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Ok I agreed to sign for the bar bill but who had the 2 live sheep delivered with Wellington boots with buckles.
Taffy do you know anything about this ?
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Old 9th Jul 2014, 08:31
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"Look Chief, can you cram another 500 coconuts into the bomb bay, and I'll take your 10 demijohns of brandy on the bomb aimers bed and personally deliver it to your Mum in the pub in Swaffham"

(if you had no knowledge of coconuts, valliants, Christmas Island, and Marham this might be lost on you)
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