Caption competition

[Fantome]

definitely out for the count....... we'll wake him up at nine

[CoffmanStarter]

Kiss me ...

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

He collapsed at 'Stand At Ease'!
BRd1834 says you can only collapse at 'Stand Easy'.

He's for it, now

[brickhistory]

Dibs!


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[Kiltrash]

Dress rehersel for the Queen Elizabeth Carrier float out goes wrong when a sudden heatwave hits Roysyth

[Danny42C]

"Shall I give him the Kiss of Life, or will you ?"

[Roadster280]

"Not used to the heat, Sir".

[racedo]

Ah good Soylent Green on menu tonight.

[Roadster280]

"I say Ashwood, the blighter hasn't polished the back of his buttons!"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"No pulse..."
"...and no heartbeat...but he's breathing"
"Ah!..no heart at all - look, you can see the stitch-marks"
"Must be Legal Service or Police......we'll just leave him"

[Neptunus Rex]

From the Australian Surgeon Lieutenant:

"Strewth, get the Esky - at the rush!"

[Boudreaux Bob]

"Dunno Mate! The Skipper told him he had been detailed to listen to Buster's Yarns and the next thing we knew......Out like a Light!"

[Buster Hyman]

I think he misunderstands the concept of a passing out parade...

[Big Pistons Forever]

No No NO ! You can't start acting like a pilot until you get to flight school !

[ACW599]

Not winning or being placed in the PPRuNe caption competition for many months finally took its toll.

[Hempy]

Well, I DID tell him that it was classified....he insisted I told him!

[Buster Hyman]

Nutty totally mistimed his attempt at upskirting...

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"He just said he's a buoy....up the dosage Smithers"

[CoffmanStarter]

Honest ... A RAF Voyager was on finals when he fell to the ground as the undercarriage lowered

[CoffmanStarter]

[CoffmanStarter]

Forget Blast Protection for the Flight Deck with the F-35 ...