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Old 18th Sep 2014, 08:28
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A certain Engineer of these parts has been sent North today to manually tighten a few Loose Nuts
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Old 18th Sep 2014, 10:13
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The man with the blue dye suddenly regretted asking if anyone else wanted their cheeks painted.
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Old 18th Sep 2014, 11:50
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The first Independent Scottish election:

Vote for the biggest arsehole.
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Old 18th Sep 2014, 12:38
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Duncan regretted ordering the Chocolate Starfish for dessert...
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Old 18th Sep 2014, 13:55
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"Yew tak' the high road,
An' I'll tak' the low road,
An' I'll be up Scotland afore ye!"
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Old 18th Sep 2014, 14:00
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Greetin' frae Auld Reekie
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Old 18th Sep 2014, 14:05
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From strength cometh forth sweatiness...

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Old 18th Sep 2014, 14:15
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"Nae, lads, scrum down towards th' opposition!"
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Old 18th Sep 2014, 14:55
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Some of the ideas for artwork on the new Scottish banknotes were a little extreme, although the new wording of "I promise to owe the bearer the sum of £10" gained full approval.
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Old 18th Sep 2014, 16:36
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Buster thinks, hmmmm, I haven't seen so many as*holes since I last looked at a mirror ball...



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Old 18th Sep 2014, 18:13
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Just how the Scottish arrow swallowers manage to pass an arrow without the feathers going brown is a closely guarded secret.
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Old 18th Sep 2014, 18:28
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Klingons ? ... No, just Celts
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Old 18th Sep 2014, 19:20
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The first batch at SDF OIT passes out.
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Old 18th Sep 2014, 19:31
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"Is there anybody of the lady tendency there, Sgt Mactavish?"

"Nay, sorrr, they're all a bunch o' useless b@llux!"
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Old 18th Sep 2014, 19:38
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"Mess etiquette? Wha' the fook zat?"
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Old 18th Sep 2014, 20:55
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Salmond reveals 20% renewable energy plan
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Old 18th Sep 2014, 23:26
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Scotland's formation team, the White Arrows, deny copyright infringement.
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Old 19th Sep 2014, 14:09
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Thank you for some great amusement.

Third 'Nay thanks, Jimmy' Nimbev

A group of YES supporters welcome the BBC's Nick Robinson to Glasgow



Second 'We'll hold ye t'that Vow, ye lyin' Sassenach gits' - Martin the Martian

The man with the blue dye suddenly regretted asking if anyone else wanted their cheeks painted.


First 'More Barnett, More Buckie!' - Wensleydale

The army of Wallace show off their Gromit.
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Old 19th Sep 2014, 14:26
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Congratulations Wensleydale

A well run campaign Fox3
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Old 19th Sep 2014, 16:59
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Well done all....
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