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"Angels fifteen..."
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"keep an eye out, there's normally a Lanc stooging around Lincoln cathedral"
Court Martial Evidence Exhibit A
..being a photograph of the current CAS flying his Service aircraft at the same height over the Cathedral of which Fg Off Bloggs is accused.....Albeit that without reheat, said CAS did not cause the fire and subsequent destruction of said cathedral, unlike my client - for which he apologises to the Bishop unreservedly"
"...needed an new roof anyway"
"Shut it, Bloggs. They didn't need a whole new f#cking cathedral"
..being a photograph of the current CAS flying his Service aircraft at the same height over the Cathedral of which Fg Off Bloggs is accused.....Albeit that without reheat, said CAS did not cause the fire and subsequent destruction of said cathedral, unlike my client - for which he apologises to the Bishop unreservedly"
"...needed an new roof anyway"
"Shut it, Bloggs. They didn't need a whole new f#cking cathedral"
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"See it works, we've rattled a few roof tiles off, ok set course for the house near Wittering and we'll try again"
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"Jack, just because we managed to fly off the bloody chapel roof at Colditz doesn't mean we have to land on one."
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A Lockheed Martin promotional photograph showing how the F-35 is able to bend reflected light in such a way that any pictures taken of it will confuse the enemy 
The Field Marshal's son had been struggling on the Recce phase, so the Boss gave him a target even he couldn't miss......
..and he didn't; impacting 200 foot up the West Tower
..and he didn't; impacting 200 foot up the West Tower
Evertonian
Ok, all clear. No more Bats in the Belfry!
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When you said you were going up in the "old kite", you really meant it didn't you!
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When you said you were going up in the "old kite", you really meant it didn't you!
