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Old 2nd Jul 2014, 08:54
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"What do you reckon, Doc?"
"First opinion obviously, but I reckon he died of Boredom waiting for the last Cap Com to be judged"
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Old 2nd Jul 2014, 09:59
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Old 2nd Jul 2014, 10:15
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Detain the crew of HMS Liverpool - he has bite marks on his shoulder!
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The Admiralty launches an investigation after irregularities in the betting come to light on how many students will collapse during the 2013 graduation parade at Dartmouth.
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Old 2nd Jul 2014, 11:23
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Seems a prime candidate for the Kipper Fleet!
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Old 2nd Jul 2014, 11:31
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"Why is this **** not wearing a hat on my parade?"

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I told him to go careful using Cialis.
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"You take his watch, I'll have his wallet."
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Old 2nd Jul 2014, 12:11
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"...dunno. Everything was fine until the skipper called out the barrell boy roster..."
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Old 2nd Jul 2014, 12:35
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Nutty, who having finally left his previous employment in poverty and in total desperation joined the Navy, learns on graduation day that back home they'd all been given a pay rise.
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Coffman learned the truth about the Navy!
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Old 2nd Jul 2014, 13:29
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Apparently ... Arlene Phillips was just taking them through the final rehearsal of the "Camp Naval Sailors" dance routine for the Monty Python Live gig at the O2 ... and he just collapsed
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Right, who else doesn't want to go marching up and down the square?
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Old 2nd Jul 2014, 17:57
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Quick get something to stick in him and make him erect.
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Old 2nd Jul 2014, 18:40
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"Well apparently, the guy next to him was explaining all about the Golden Rivet...."
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Old 2nd Jul 2014, 20:45
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Nah ... He's stiff already
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Old 3rd Jul 2014, 11:08
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Seems to be tailing off, so scoring Friday if everyone is happy
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Old 3rd Jul 2014, 11:15
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Leave him mate, he's ok. All these West Indian exchange officers are pretty laid back..
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He's definately not Navy material, he didn't faint in the regulation "buttocks up for presentation order"
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