Caption competition

[Rather be Gardening]

"Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around the eyes, look into the eyes......."

[artdes]

I will judge tomorrow! Any last minute entries?

[Dan D'air]

"Is that really a webcam?"

[artdes]

1st : GPMG

The minister was even more impressed when he was shown the size of the lens cleaning CD that was mounted on the AWACS planes dome parked nearby.

2nd : 6Z3

Was it frankly a bright move to fix the full motion sim onto the actual aicraft?

3rd : ZH875

The Americans finally found a way of transporting Cherie Blair's Hair Dryer.

[6Z3]

I'll give GPMG til noon before posting one as the runner-up.

[6Z3]

Time's up, yer'tis:

[brickhistory]

The Flying Wallendas punched it up for their new show..............

[Rather be Gardening]

Punters found that the new PMA office accommodation at High Wycombe didn't really offer much privacy for careers interviews.

[Roadster280]

Put that video camera away! What do you think this is - "YouTube"?

[clicker]

"Changes made to other ranks married quarters were a challenge but have now been brought back to within the budget." the MoD spokesman stated, "Their Airships, thought the idea of moving the accommodation between bases had been a rolling success."

[ShyTorque]

The immigrant construction workers had obviously misunderstood the meaning of "you may take the tube to work".

[Dan Gerous]

The workforce ran for cover, before the Foreman discovered they had tangled up the giant "slinky"

[6Z3]

It all became crystal clear when the Naval Architect in charge of CVF admitted that his Double First from Cambridge was in Underwater Ceramics and Basket-weaving.

[splitbrain]

Members of the Rochdale branch of Suicides Anonymous realised they might experience a bit of a wait having opted for 'burial in an underground pipleline' at the site of the new olympic village.

[ZH875]

The latest batch of Illegal Immigrants were already queuing for entry to the UK.

[Brian Dixon]

All those who complained about not having the proper equipment to do the job were told to pipe down.

[ZH875]

Gordon Brown's enema kit has arrived at the docks....

[ACW599]

Mess cannon technology has advanced rapidly in recent years.

[EngAl]

Alright - who told the workforce there's better accommodation in the pipeline?

[tuscarora]

With the "advanced rotary chambers" positioned at the top of the hill, a gentle push is all that's required for the MoD to trial it's new cost-effective G-resistance test.