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Old 29th Jun 2014, 17:43
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Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd serving the dessert which is ... La Bombe Surprise
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Old 30th Jun 2014, 05:32
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The Red team put the finishing touches on their "Scrapyard Challenge Build a STOL Aircraft" entry.

The Blue team's F-35 was still stuck at the design stage..
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Old 30th Jun 2014, 11:52
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Well it definitely says 'Remove before flight'....so I guess we take them off again!
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Old 30th Jun 2014, 16:50
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"I tell ya, if it 'appends again I'm gonna 'ave words wiff 'im, it's the third time this week we've 'ad to ’ang these bleeders on, I wouldn't mind, lose 'em once I could understand, but this is just bleeding careless."
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Old 30th Jun 2014, 18:22
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Jason had always assumed scoliosis would keep him out of the service...




or



"So the doc says, "I can fix that hump," and I sez to him, "What hump?"
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Old 30th Jun 2014, 18:34
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So, Tarquin, you fell for the old recruiting Chiefy's line of " You'll be bent over half the day with a couple of chaps, handling big stiff ones"
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Old 30th Jun 2014, 18:49
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Say, Bob, how come the bomb trolley is in metric and the jet is in Imperial?
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Old 30th Jun 2014, 19:02
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No Woosley, the Chiefy did not say take them off the Cart then put them on the Rack! Why do you ask?
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Old 30th Jun 2014, 19:44
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Come on mate ... if you don't get that pin in PDQ Buster is never going to judge this round
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Old 30th Jun 2014, 21:00
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"Aye Mate.....I hear when Nutty gets around to judging that CapCom thing at PPRuNe we will be doing this on F-35's on a RN Carrier."
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Old 30th Jun 2014, 21:09
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What do you mean you feel a Loose Nut, ask for Sargeant Brigit Bardot, she tightens nuts every time she walks by.
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Old 30th Jun 2014, 21:30
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Chaps ... I've just realised Buster might be a little while in judging as he's on Duty at Wimbledon again

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Old 30th Jun 2014, 22:07
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The back of her head is just divine!

Judging tonight AEST!
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Old 30th Jun 2014, 22:50
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"I'm telling ya, dropping all these balls over the Stadium when England is playing won't help, they can't even manage wiff one"
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Old 1st Jul 2014, 00:09
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"So why do they call these army bombs?"

"Because there a bunch of retards"
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Old 1st Jul 2014, 12:28
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Three red bombs, hanging on the wing...
...
But if one red bomb, should accidentally fall,
There'll be no red bombs, and no bloody wing..
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Old 1st Jul 2014, 13:22
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Okay...let's wrap this puppy up!

3rd place...surplus with the very Navy-esque;
Ok, I'll help you brace, do you want to know when he begins his run up?
2nd place...Nutty with;
"Bloody Chief, you're getting a rise he said, 250 pounds he said, it's over there he said, now get em fitted he said"
But our winner this week....airborne artist with;
"I think we need some lube".
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Old 1st Jul 2014, 14:06
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I'm on a secret mission overseas so perhaps Nutty can deputise.
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Old 1st Jul 2014, 14:46
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Old 1st Jul 2014, 15:47
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Muuuaaaahhhhhhhhhhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


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