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Old 9th Nov 2007, 21:13
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"Those voting Republican by proxy were quickly dealt with"
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Old 10th Nov 2007, 07:42
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The shark-infested waters proved to be safer than life in USN!
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Old 10th Nov 2007, 08:27
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Adopting true biblical values in its latest recruitment drive, the USN casts its nets in the Sea of Galilee.
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Old 10th Nov 2007, 09:56
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Bloggs - just what size f*****g spanner are we looking for?
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Old 10th Nov 2007, 12:26
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The officer Loader gave another one of his morale-raising ultimatums in a speech to the ship's crew.
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Old 10th Nov 2007, 12:43
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"Jump, John, jump"....... "Jumping now Sir"
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Old 10th Nov 2007, 12:49
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"Captain, I think we need to do other search for the wacky baccy, looks like we didn't find all of it last night"
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Old 10th Nov 2007, 15:37
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#..... Y-M-C-A.....
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Old 10th Nov 2007, 15:44
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"Message for our Royal Navy guests - their transport to Iran has arrived...."
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Old 10th Nov 2007, 21:06
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Capt: "Whats going on No1"
No1: "The crew are just going over to the Sub on our stern for a chinky Sir"
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Old 10th Nov 2007, 21:25
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After extensive trials, OASC's new version of shark-infested custard was generally felt to be a reliable predictor of candidates' suitability for tri-service operations.
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Old 11th Nov 2007, 12:27
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'Honestly Lads, I was only joking when i said we were swapping our F-18's for Harriers!'
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Old 11th Nov 2007, 12:54
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"D'you hear there. The previous pipe was to announce the arrival of the musicians from the Royal Marines. I said we have a band, on ship, not abandon ship".
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Old 11th Nov 2007, 22:00
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Bl00dy budget cuts!
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Old 11th Nov 2007, 22:39
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"Navy personnel trial new industrial size fly catchers"
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Old 12th Nov 2007, 14:19
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"when the crew heard george "w" was going to be landing the aircraft this visit, no one was supprised to see the crew opt for the sharks "
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Old 12th Nov 2007, 20:36
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REAL men dive from the bridge wing!
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Old 13th Nov 2007, 09:53
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Roll up, roll up...

I'll be making a call on this later today, because I'm out for the rest of the week.
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Old 13th Nov 2007, 11:43
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The ship's crew were behaving like a load of anchors.
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Old 13th Nov 2007, 11:55
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Roll up, roll up...
I'll be making a call on this later today, because I'm out for the rest of the week.
Nah, I don't get it
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