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Old 9th Sep 2014, 21:44
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Thwarted by increased security of railway cabling, pikeys have discovered the scrap value of thrust-reverser buckets.
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 22:31
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Ok...so...if the nose is sitting on the tail strut then.....umm...
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 22:39
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Myth Busters episodes you will never see......
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 23:24
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Banksy branches out into sculpture - graffiti in three dimensions.

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"Just shows you what you can do with Superglue !"

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"It'll never fly !"
 
Old 9th Sep 2014, 23:52
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Phil's & Kirsty's new line of bijou extensions is unveiled.
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Nah, you're right. It doesn't fit. Ok, call Volga - Dnepr...
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Old 10th Sep 2014, 11:41
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To retain aircrew Aeroflot have agreed to allow pilots to work from home.
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Old 10th Sep 2014, 11:52
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BREAKING NEWS

Russia Annexes Ukrainian Airline............
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Old 10th Sep 2014, 11:53
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"I said build a new wing on the side of the building, that's not a wing"

"Da. we couldn't find a wing Comrade, but nose is beautiful, Da?"
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Old 10th Sep 2014, 11:54
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No Igor ... That's not quite what the CO had in mind when he called ... "Formate on me in Box"
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Old 10th Sep 2014, 12:04
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'aaand there we are visual. Solid, these Ruskie Charlie Bravos, arent they..'
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Old 10th Sep 2014, 12:48
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'It'll need to go a few floors further up to qualify for the Mile High Club, darling.'
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Old 10th Sep 2014, 13:31
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"That's another fine mess you've gotten me into!"
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Old 10th Sep 2014, 13:38
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Vettel tries another chassis...
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Old 10th Sep 2014, 14:35
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You Idiot ! This is not Johannesburg and you are not flying a BA 747 !
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Old 11th Sep 2014, 12:51
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"I meant the tyre, you idiot, when I said it had a flat!!"
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Old 11th Sep 2014, 19:43
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Ok so that runway length was in feet, not metres?
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Old 11th Sep 2014, 19:57
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After criticisms of Ryan Air's selection of destination airports Michael O'Leary trials his new down town service to win back customers
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Old 11th Sep 2014, 20:15
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On Finals
Results tomorrow (Friday, for the hard of hearing) shortly after 9p.m. Just in time for a rip-roaring week-end, perhaps.
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Aeroflot Flight Sim used to replicate 9/11 found to fall short of accuracy.

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