Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Wikiposts
Search
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 30th Jun 2014, 18:22
  #24601 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: USA
Age: 60
Posts: 664
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Jason had always assumed scoliosis would keep him out of the service...




or



"So the doc says, "I can fix that hump," and I sez to him, "What hump?"
brickhistory is offline  
Old 30th Jun 2014, 18:34
  #24602 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,895
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
So, Tarquin, you fell for the old recruiting Chiefy's line of " You'll be bent over half the day with a couple of chaps, handling big stiff ones"
Fox3WheresMyBanana is offline  
Old 30th Jun 2014, 18:49
  #24603 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: USA
Age: 60
Posts: 664
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Say, Bob, how come the bomb trolley is in metric and the jet is in Imperial?
brickhistory is offline  
Old 30th Jun 2014, 19:02
  #24604 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Holly Beach, Louisiana
Posts: 916
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
No Woosley, the Chiefy did not say take them off the Cart then put them on the Rack! Why do you ask?
Boudreaux Bob is offline  
Old 30th Jun 2014, 19:44
  #24605 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Come on mate ... if you don't get that pin in PDQ Buster is never going to judge this round
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 30th Jun 2014, 21:00
  #24606 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Holly Beach, Louisiana
Posts: 916
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
"Aye Mate.....I hear when Nutty gets around to judging that CapCom thing at pprune we will be doing this on F-35's on a RN Carrier."
Boudreaux Bob is offline  
Old 30th Jun 2014, 21:09
  #24607 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
What do you mean you feel a Loose Nut, ask for Sargeant Brigit Bardot, she tightens nuts every time she walks by.
racedo is offline  
Old 30th Jun 2014, 21:30
  #24608 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Chaps ... I've just realised Buster might be a little while in judging as he's on Duty at Wimbledon again

CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 30th Jun 2014, 22:07
  #24609 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,493
Received 105 Likes on 59 Posts
The back of her head is just divine!

Judging tonight AEST!
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 30th Jun 2014, 22:50
  #24610 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,974
Received 2,882 Likes on 1,231 Posts
"I'm telling ya, dropping all these balls over the Stadium when England is playing won't help, they can't even manage wiff one"
NutLoose is offline  
Old 1st Jul 2014, 00:09
  #24611 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,974
Received 2,882 Likes on 1,231 Posts
"So why do they call these army bombs?"

"Because there a bunch of retards"
NutLoose is offline  
Old 1st Jul 2014, 12:28
  #24612 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Bucks, UK
Posts: 265
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Three red bombs, hanging on the wing...
...
But if one red bomb, should accidentally fall,
There'll be no red bombs, and no bloody wing..
EyesFront is offline  
Old 1st Jul 2014, 13:22
  #24613 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,493
Received 105 Likes on 59 Posts
Okay...let's wrap this puppy up!

3rd place...surplus with the very Navy-esque;
Ok, I'll help you brace, do you want to know when he begins his run up?
2nd place...Nutty with;
"Bloody Chief, you're getting a rise he said, 250 pounds he said, it's over there he said, now get em fitted he said"
But our winner this week....airborne artist with;
"I think we need some lube".
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 1st Jul 2014, 14:06
  #24614 (permalink)  
Red On, Green On
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the woods and the water
Age: 24
Posts: 6,487
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
I'm on a secret mission overseas so perhaps Nutty can deputise.
airborne_artist is offline  
Old 1st Jul 2014, 14:46
  #24615 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,493
Received 105 Likes on 59 Posts
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 1st Jul 2014, 15:47
  #24616 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,974
Received 2,882 Likes on 1,231 Posts
Muuuaaaahhhhhhhhhhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


NutLoose is offline  
Old 1st Jul 2014, 15:57
  #24617 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,563
Likes: 0
Received 45 Likes on 30 Posts
That'll teach him not to insult the glorious leader in a caption completion!
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 1st Jul 2014, 16:24
  #24618 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Just over the road from Bicester airfield
Age: 80
Posts: 440
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 1 Post
Your right he is a female !

Oh b*gger - no wallet

You can feel the top of his what !
zetec2 is offline  
Old 1st Jul 2014, 16:26
  #24619 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Just over the road from Bicester airfield
Age: 80
Posts: 440
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 1 Post
Medic, bag him up quick before anyone notices he's missing.
zetec2 is offline  
Old 1st Jul 2014, 16:31
  #24620 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
Age: 54
Posts: 1,511
Likes: 0
Received 3 Likes on 3 Posts
Well, he's still warm.....


Posted from Pprune.org App for Android
Tashengurt is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.