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Old 27th Jun 2014, 19:53
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"So, have you ever heard one go bang?"
"My Chiefy said they go bnag!"
"Must be a different warhead then"
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Old 27th Jun 2014, 20:16
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Doctor Pepper, Whats the worst thing that could happen..............
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Old 27th Jun 2014, 21:32
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"Bloody Chief, you're getting a rise he said, 250 pounds he said, it's over there he said, now get em fitted he said"
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Old 28th Jun 2014, 08:03
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The RN decide to make their own version of "Dr FOD and the Wayward Body".
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Old 28th Jun 2014, 11:44
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"Letting the crew take me like this, it's a bleeding liberty"

"Speaking of the crew, here comes the Liberty boat now"
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Old 28th Jun 2014, 12:44
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I should have known that when they asked for 'any volunteer to take Miss Isles across the flight deck' it would be too good to be true.

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Old 28th Jun 2014, 17:41
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We could have had the use of the bomb trolley lift, but, no you just had to go and beat the armament PO at last night card game.......
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Old 28th Jun 2014, 19:29
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Does my bomb look big in this?
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Old 28th Jun 2014, 19:52
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(Cloud 1 to Cloud 2 at the Pearly Gates): "Butterfingers !"
 
Old 28th Jun 2014, 19:56
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Old 29th Jun 2014, 11:01
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"OK, but why were you carrying a tube of Superglue in your hand?"
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Old 29th Jun 2014, 12:27
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"I think we need some lube".
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Old 29th Jun 2014, 13:19
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This is the last time I volunteer for a "share your hang-ups" party in sick bay...
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Old 29th Jun 2014, 14:30
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Secret Handshakes gone to extremes.
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Old 29th Jun 2014, 16:03
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Kiss me Hardy..................
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Old 29th Jun 2014, 16:12
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Old 29th Jun 2014, 17:43
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Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd serving the dessert which is ... La Bombe Surprise
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Old 30th Jun 2014, 05:32
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The Red team put the finishing touches on their "Scrapyard Challenge Build a STOL Aircraft" entry.

The Blue team's F-35 was still stuck at the design stage..
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Old 30th Jun 2014, 11:52
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Well it definitely says 'Remove before flight'....so I guess we take them off again!
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Old 30th Jun 2014, 16:50
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"I tell ya, if it 'appends again I'm gonna 'ave words wiff 'im, it's the third time this week we've 'ad to ’ang these bleeders on, I wouldn't mind, lose 'em once I could understand, but this is just bleeding careless."
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