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Old 25th Oct 2014, 23:22
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Laugh all you want, my donkey suit fits better than that dudes tan flight suit !
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 23:23
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Army getting ready to lose to Navy..........Again !
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 23:52
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Thank God its not Christmas or I would be wearing the Antlers, have a Red Nose stuck on and Tinsel shoved up everywhere.
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 23:54
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Stand to attention for the CiC they ask, hell been standing to attention all day looking at the cheerleaders.
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 23:57
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Best part is I get to change in the Cheerleaders locker room and they help me get all of it off.
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Old 26th Oct 2014, 01:27
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"...and when I find out who put superglue around this bloomin head...grrr..."
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Old 26th Oct 2014, 02:02
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The American Army's try at establishing a Household Cavalry was nothing to shout about.
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Old 26th Oct 2014, 08:03
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The Army's mascot seemed a little tense as the results of the analysis of meat in the stadium's burgers was released over the PA.
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Old 26th Oct 2014, 08:42
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"Only two things come outta the Louisiana swamps ; gases and asses. Which one are you, boy?

Report to the Gym 0500 Saturday for Mascot Duty."

"YES DRILL SERGEANT !"
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Old 26th Oct 2014, 11:33
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Hey Dopey, are you with me to give Snow White a going over, as she said she had game tickets for us but we had to dress up.
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Old 26th Oct 2014, 11:46
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Do you think Army would notice that we're all out of fox suites?

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Looks like burritos for dinner.
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Old 26th Oct 2014, 13:31
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Buster ... Stop horsing around and get that onesie off and get yourself on the pitch
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Old 26th Oct 2014, 14:50
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Lady on the left: "I met him on an internet dating site, we never met before the wedding, he said he was hung like a horse."
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Old 26th Oct 2014, 15:04
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Keep telling them I am from Kenya and they saying to me "Wear the Fox Hat".
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Old 26th Oct 2014, 15:09
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Hey one of my ancestors was owned by José and Maria, he was a carpenter and they had a son called Jesús.
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Old 26th Oct 2014, 16:33
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Buster and leading lady were taking a break from new Disney movie "Beast and The Beast"
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Old 26th Oct 2014, 20:46
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(Can't believe it's come this far before this cropped up - must be getting old !)

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Old 26th Oct 2014, 23:20
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New week, new pick. Last call folks. I'll judge it tonight AESST.

(This will give people time to edit Buster out of their captions & replace it with Nutty...if they want to win of course...)
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Old 26th Oct 2014, 23:31
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After visit to Indian reservation and a night with the ladies an Old Indian Chief calls Buster and pronounces his new Indian name "Shohun nas Fon".
Buster pleased when told in Apache it means "Hung like a Donkey", however he was with Utes and it means there "Small even for a midget".
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Old 26th Oct 2014, 23:35
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Buster, aka "Two Dogs" pondered the Meaning of Life as he knew Small but did not know a Midget.
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