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Old 22nd May 2014, 15:36
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You're right, she has got a lot of junk in her trunk.
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Old 22nd May 2014, 17:24
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When Paul O'Grady told me that I had a new home, I didn't expect this!
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Old 22nd May 2014, 19:11
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Say, Seamus, are you sure that loadmaster said "K9 loader?"
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Old 23rd May 2014, 06:51
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On hearing that there are "Billions of Barrels" available under the Sussex countryside ... Coff turns up to claim his fare share ... only to be told it's Oil Shale and not Beer
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Old 23rd May 2014, 08:13
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Right-o! Working week is over for the Ozmates so time for a new piccy for the weekend!

First up, a three place grid penalty to Nutty for excessive use of the term "Be-Jeez"

So, in 3rd place...Hempy!

You know why we are haulin' these things doncha? They've already eaten all the horses. Guess who's next!
In 2nd place...Brickhistory

Say, Seamus, are you sure that loadmaster said "K9 loader?"
And our winner...Cattletruck

Fetch of the light brigade.
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Old 23rd May 2014, 10:05
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Thanks Buster

Here's a nice one to wake up to.

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Old 23rd May 2014, 10:10
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SHADO ... Supreme Headquarters Alien Defence Organisation ... Well Jerry Anderson was ex-RAF
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Old 23rd May 2014, 10:11
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Forward another 5 ... the sun is still in my eyes
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Old 23rd May 2014, 10:27
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Now, where is my camera?
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Old 23rd May 2014, 10:33
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Timmy couldn't remember much about the night before .....only waking up and finding the tattoo!
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Old 23rd May 2014, 10:43
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Nah, its a new PR money making venture. We put the punters in seat 1A and tell them they are flying a fighter.
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Old 23rd May 2014, 10:49
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"Hey woftams, I can pull 6g and do Mach 1.5, what can you do ha ha?"

"Hey ********, I'd answer you but I'm just about to get up for a coffee and a piss"
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Old 23rd May 2014, 11:26
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Following the success of the fake cockpit on the RCAFs F18's, the RAF adopt a similar strategy...
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Old 23rd May 2014, 14:23
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Old 23rd May 2014, 14:25
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You'd think knucklehead graffiti artists could at least use colours..
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Old 23rd May 2014, 16:01
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This is the voice of the Mysterons, we know you can hear us earthmen
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Old 23rd May 2014, 16:02
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Jeez that was a bright nuclear flash, what happened to the F18 escort skipper?
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Old 23rd May 2014, 16:08
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I've got three orifices ... beat that pointy jet thingy
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Old 23rd May 2014, 16:11
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That's how it should be ... USAF in the shadow of the Royal Air Force


Incoming ...
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Old 23rd May 2014, 16:13
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Are you sure we're not Squawking 7500
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