Caption competition

[NutLoose]

"Now your mum, she was fit, I still have that picture of her with the sun behind er dress"

[cattletruck]

No, not an inconvenience at all, we'll just go back to the crew room and find you a bigger helmet.

[Surplus]

For the last time, I've not put on weight and I'm not Adam Sandler.

[Martin the Martian]

I appreciate the cushion, sir, but I really don't see why your bodyguard should sit in the cab's other seat and I have to perch out on the wing.

[Buster Hyman]

Well, for your next deployment to Afghanistan, I'd recommend filling your bag with Sand Wedges this time...

[pohm1]

I'm sorry sir, but when the only serviceable part remaining is the cushion, that's a definite fail.

P1

[racedo]

So why do I wear Orange ?
Makes you easier target......er easier to be seen.

[SASless]

The QHI considered the practical side of having a Stude whose only coordination was a Valet's taste in dress.

[Kiltrash]

You will NEVER guess who I had in the back seat last week, that bleeding Simon Cowell, who does he think he is, bleeding Royalty?

[Kiltrash]

Royalty, Royalty dont give me Royalty, come the revolution they will be first against the wall..............(Woolfie Smith), Sorry what was your name again
Student PPruNe??

[CoffmanStarter]

I say Warrent Officer, the next time we do a low pass, I'd like to try and give the jolly old Polo Mallet a swing out the cockpit window for a bit of a wheeze

[CoffmanStarter]

[CoffmanStarter]

So you really do have to get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back

[racedo]

Hey Ginger, do you know Biggles and Algy ?

[Big Pistons Forever]

Sir, stop arguing, it has all ready been decided by the Squadron, you
are "Broadsword" and I am "Danny Boy" !

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"You're not much of a body double"

"I've brought me cushion"

"..and the hair?"

"I'm Welsh - they'll hate me just the same!"

[SASless]

"Chinooks?" You think you are Royalty or something?"

[PingDit]

"Yes ok, I may be ginger but at least I don't need the jolly old booster cushion!"

[NutLoose]

"So who was that absolute minger i saw you with last night?"
"You mean Camilla, my Stepmother?"





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[Big Pistons Forever]

Sigh I wish CAPCOM guys would get to the judging and put me out of my misery.....