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Old 26th May 2014, 18:08
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General Flok Yew what you mean I now a Creamie
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Old 26th May 2014, 18:34
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Glorious Leader tries to maintain his composure after he caught his haemorrhoids on the ejector seat when entering the cockpit
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Old 26th May 2014, 18:52
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Glorious leader, the inflight rations are pork pies, but looking at you I think you should have a boiled egg instead.
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Old 26th May 2014, 19:13
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"You are extremely clever my leader, it is indeed a miniature set of traffic lights at the top of the instrument panel"....
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Old 26th May 2014, 19:19
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Fecks ye, stuff yer banana..
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Old 26th May 2014, 19:47
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Pigs can fly...
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Old 26th May 2014, 19:50
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Turn left... in Korean.
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Old 26th May 2014, 20:00
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Umphf, fat you are...bad is your haircut...dark side you are past...
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Old 26th May 2014, 21:21
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...and if you fly alongside you can leave a dark shadow.
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Old 26th May 2014, 21:57
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Err...no, Glorious Leader. You can't get porn on that screen.

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Magnificent grip on the joystick there Glorious Leader, you've done this before...or something similar?

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"AAARGH! Imperialist dogs are attacking me out of the Sun!!!"
"Umm...that's the cameraman Glorious Leader..."
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Old 26th May 2014, 22:17
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"No! OTHER left!!"
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Old 26th May 2014, 22:43
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It's not responsive in the climb because it's hitting your belly Glorious Leader
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Old 27th May 2014, 00:06
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"Himmel! I am ...aaaaargh!"


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Famous Last Words III

"Supreme Leader, perhaps you should have tried harder at school"
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Old 27th May 2014, 00:09
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Ironically, the simulator instructor who pressed the Double Gen Fail button at this point was later executed by electric chair.

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Old 27th May 2014, 01:18
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When stolen western fighter jet plans get lost in translation:

Retract chopsticks, set 0 degrees of cabbage leaf, and turn the oven to bake.
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Old 27th May 2014, 03:24
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A bit of wax around those Nostrils and Dear Leader will fill out the Quartet!
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Old 27th May 2014, 07:08
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If you think you need to bang out glorious leader I have some wipes and silk handkerchiefs available...
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Old 27th May 2014, 10:20
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Err, no Gloriuos Leader. Dennis Rodman played FOR the Mavericks. He didn't PLAY Maverick in Top Gun.
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Old 27th May 2014, 15:05
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"I'm certain that a pilot of your standing will find this very easy, Sir!"

("Pssst, 'ere, techie....are you sure you've set this bombsight to give a DH every shot?" )
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Old 27th May 2014, 16:44
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"When I was on Lightnings ..."

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