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Mum, can we move back to the shoe?
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Sorry Mum, the lads have had a vote and they say that you're not to try and put it in the garage.
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Sorry Mum, the lads have had a vote and they say that you're not to try and put it in the garage.
The "Muffin the Mule" entry reminds me of a officer "holding" with an IOT sqn in the 80s, who formed an attachment with a female cadet of similarly sounding surname to that animal............'nuf said!
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"...and when we get to the German first line trench, Sid jumps out and throws a bucket of water over the machine gun nest, but in reality the bucket will be full of glitter".
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Ok, well done all! 
Let's wind this one up eh?
3rd.... pohm1's
2nd.... coffman's
But, this weeks winner.... Wensleydale's
Let's wind this one up eh?3rd.... pohm1's
Clearly someone at headquarters was confused by the performers request for two more tracks.
Coco The Clown thought he better armour plate his Clown Car for the 1914 Concert Party gig ...
Archie had come up with an answer to Baron Von Richthofen's flying circus...
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Well done all
Hang in there Coff, the drought will end eventually.
Hang in there Coff, the drought will end eventually.
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"And that gentlemen is how you find magnetic North"
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"Damn French Surrender Monkies, gluing their hands together was the only way we found to prevent them putting them up"
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Realising that the Clown routine didn't work, Cpl. Klingers retinue tried their hand at a chorus line.
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"Come on Bertie, you know orders are orders!"
"No, I won't do it! I won't convert to Tornadoes!"
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Join the Royal Air Corp & get a free hand job! I'll kill that recruiting seargeant!
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"Come on Bertie, you know orders are orders!"
"No, I won't do it! I won't convert to Tornadoes!"
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Join the Royal Air Corp & get a free hand job! I'll kill that recruiting seargeant!
Hemingway's inspiration for the the title of his latest novel "Farewell to Arms", came after watching the RAF engine starting procedure.