Caption competition

[CoffmanStarter]

You fat little porker ... we had to take the ejector seat out to get you in it

[NutLoose]

Thanks Coff that came to me via AA

[NutLoose]

You're approaching the border on the sim glorious leader, you have to turn around now otherwise the superior western dogs will waste your fat little ass..

[NutLoose]

Yes glorious leader, it should go supersonic, but not hauling your fat ass...

[NutLoose]

That was a close shave...

[dazdaz1]

My glorious leader.... This is the result of our European spies who have for years given their lives to bring you this......... The Ford Capri convertible

[NutLoose]

We had planned a strafing run for you glorious leader, we had rows of Liberal Democrat MEP targets set up, but they all fell down..

[CoffmanStarter]

Idiot ! Where are the Fluffy Dice

[CoffmanStarter]

Glorious Leader ... You've got quite a grip with that right hand

[NutLoose]

"We speak to Nigerian on phone Glorious Leader, he say he has 10 of them, top dollar, goood quality western fighter jet, Sepecat Jaguar, 4th generation fighter.
He say we send £133,000,0000 to local Western Union office and he will ship through his Brother Seeyu Cummings the Nigerian Defence Minister, goood deal leader, I stake my life on it"..

[NutLoose]

When I say squirt, I mean pwess trigger..... no pwoblem leader, I get man to clean up glorious mess..

[CoffmanStarter]

Now to be really authentic Glorious Leader say after me ... "talk to me Goose", "Jester's dead", "I feel the need ... the need for speed" ... congratulations Glorious Leader you are now a Fighter Pilot

[airborne_artist]

"Fly the ball, Glorious leader".

[Danny42C]

"Instructor" (thinks): "....Pity it's a sim. Otherwise could go supersonic and slam out brakes. Cargo shifts, breaks glorious neck...." Ah, well, I can dream, can't I ?

[racedo]

Where are those dancing girls, i noticed one was fat.

[Wander00]

Now, Glorious Leader, hold that plastic thing in your right hand and pull out the split ring with the lef...........................

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Famous Last Words

Supreme Leader, you may be all wise and powerful, but you can't fly a supersonic 180x8 worth a ****....

[CoffmanStarter]

Excuse me Glorious Leader but it's time to stow your Tray Table before landing

[ACW599]

Famous Last Words II

"Well, Kim Jong-Il's son, you're chopped".

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

With two Switch Pigs and a launch outside the LSZ already, Yun Fat Wun was gonna be buying a lotta beer!