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Old 20th Feb 2016, 06:56
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"Bumps a Daisy!"


"How did you know her name, Bloggs?"
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 07:59
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"There we were, chewing the cud........"

"Suddenly, the cows stopped getting bigger."
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 09:00
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"Well Boss - a good landing is one that you can walk away from"


"Except that yours was a load of Bullocks".
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 09:09
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"Sir, if I'm supposed to keep pulling back on the stick till the cows get bigger again, what do I do if they're upside down?"
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 12:28
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"Try the dope on this wing ! - it's really sending me !"
 
Old 20th Feb 2016, 12:30
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"Well, I've seen plenty of hinds, but they look nothing like this !"
 
Old 20th Feb 2016, 12:31
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"Is it supposed to do this, Maisie ?"
 
Old 20th Feb 2016, 12:38
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"Perhaps he thought he was coming down in Australia !"
 
Old 20th Feb 2016, 12:39
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Yeah, we got out okay, but I haven't seen the wing walker yet...
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 13:26
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"Use the Force, Luke, you said...use the bl**dy Force".
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 13:30
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Forget about 'Silence' ..... what's 'watch your 'kin height' in Polish!!
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 13:59
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Umm, you know how I took the Tripehound out for a spin? I think it'd work better as a Bi plane?
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 14:22
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Flying Officer Bloggs had mastered the Sopwith Pup, Sopwith Camel but came a cropper with the Sopwith Cow.
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 14:57
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After an unforeseen mishap Fairy decided that following Hawker's lead with the Hind naming their new daisey cropper the Fairy Friessian would have unfortunate connotations.
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 16:22
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"Good effort, Bloggsie, but which of the six S's in the PFL brief did you forget?"
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 17:09
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"You know about retractable undercarriages ?....Well, they're doing detachable ones now !"
 
Old 20th Feb 2016, 17:13
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"Don't you think, Marigold, that it would look better right way up ?"
 
Old 20th Feb 2016, 17:51
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"Bloggs, when I said get an extra jersey for the open cockpit......"
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 20:05
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I'm sure that the Sat Nav said that this was Hereford!
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 21:09
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"You do your round-out in the air, Hoskins - not after you've got it on the ground !"
 



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