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That'll teach him to give me a speeding ticket
Avoid imitations
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"Ten out of ten for persistence - he says you're nicked!"
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Hey I'm back - did I win.???? Bugga............ That'll teach me to take leave.....
"When I said I needed one of those things on the roof with flashing lights that made a whining noise - I don't think you quite understood....."
"When I said I needed one of those things on the roof with flashing lights that made a whining noise - I don't think you quite understood....."
Having just received a summons, the chap on the left alters his debriefing of the pilot on the standard of her vertical landing technique:
Doh, still not good...... wait yes it is!
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All I said was 'Dont move your surrounded by Armed b'stards'
With apologies to Gene Hunt
With apologies to Gene Hunt
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"Ground, Gunfighter 01, I think I've just hit a pig on Hotel, past Echo"
"01, ground, roger. Just drag it on to the grass and I'll send the safety car right over"
5 minutes later
"Ground, Gunfighter 01, pigs on the grass, um....now what do I do with the car?"
"01, ground, roger. Just drag it on to the grass and I'll send the safety car right over"
5 minutes later
"Ground, Gunfighter 01, pigs on the grass, um....now what do I do with the car?"
The Board concluded that the accident was caused by the incorrect fitting of oversized wheels to the rear axle of the police car, and therefore the aircraft crew were grossly negligent.