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"Remind me again, why did the MOD purchase 20,000 of these dogs?"
"They're to pull these big boxes with"
"Ohh.. and what are the big boxes for?"
"They're Kennels for the dogs, stupid..."
"They're to pull these big boxes with"
"Ohh.. and what are the big boxes for?"
"They're Kennels for the dogs, stupid..."
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"It's an Economy measure, they go by the Codeword FIDO.. It's a bit hush hush, but you seem like a good sort.... Basically we light the fuel in the carts, and the dogs, scared ****less, race off down the sides of the Runway dispersing the fog.."
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"We got the idea from the Swiss, they use St Bernards with a small container of brandy hung around their necks, But the RAF thought their SAR dogs should tow a barrel of beer for our chaps..
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"I'm all for health and safety, but these automatic pooper scoopers are a bit much"
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We 'ad to fit them as chastity belts, bleeding Pongo's have been out here so long, anything is fair game"
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"I understand the enthusiasm Shamus, but where the **** are we going to find half a dozen dwarves out here to drive your war chariots"