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Old 17th May 2014, 11:12
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Too much to drink and I end up with dogs lying next to me, first time i end up flying with one.
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What you looking at Willis
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Old 17th May 2014, 11:24
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The First Officer, CSM and hosties all agreed. The Captain was a real bitch.
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Old 17th May 2014, 11:26
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Hey dogs breath, and I'm talking to the copilot...
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Old 17th May 2014, 11:27
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Snoop Doggs first flying lesson.
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Old 17th May 2014, 11:28
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We're from Hong Kong, where do you want this load of rubber human s**t?
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Old 17th May 2014, 12:04
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The first time the comment "show us your puppies" on the flight deck was taken literally.
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Old 17th May 2014, 12:06
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"Your general handling is ok, but that landing was a dogs breakfast!"
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Old 17th May 2014, 12:10
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Dog - No passenger we don't do ovenight stops in North Korea anymore, I lost 6 family members in Korea, its still very emotional.
Pax- Your family were in the Korean war ?
Dog - No it was a lunchstop, they were welcomed warmly, then warmly toasted and served with fava beans and a chianti.
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Old 17th May 2014, 12:12
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There is no inflight service only doggie snacks................
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Old 17th May 2014, 12:13
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I joined Mile High Club doggie style...........woof woof.
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Old 17th May 2014, 12:14
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Nah ... That's not a BEagle
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Old 17th May 2014, 12:31
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No we do not serve Hot Dogs...............
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Old 17th May 2014, 12:32
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Is there a Fire Hydrant on board anybody ?
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Old 17th May 2014, 12:38
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Old 17th May 2014, 12:49
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Where the hostie? She's holding her pass, where's her pass? On the end of her lanyard sticking out of my mouth.
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Old 17th May 2014, 13:23
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Wot no wolf whistles ?
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Old 17th May 2014, 13:30
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Phwoar! Check out the Bitch to Port!...You have control!
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Old 17th May 2014, 13:31
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Dog to photographer:

"Oi mate, I haven't a clue how to fly this thing".
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