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Old 17th May 2014, 09:30
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For those who know a Labrador...


Why do they always remove the chocs before flight?
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Old 17th May 2014, 09:31
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After the last landing, the aircraft was cat 5.
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Old 17th May 2014, 09:32
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Is a blind pilot allowed to fly with his guide dog?
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Old 17th May 2014, 09:45
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He's here to feed me, I'm here to bite him if he touches anything.
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Old 17th May 2014, 09:48
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Yes, it's been a while...so I'm doing a conversion from the Sopwith Pup.

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Yes, the Captain's a Dog, but the Purser's a Bitch!
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Old 17th May 2014, 09:51
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Let's get this puppy airborne!
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Old 17th May 2014, 09:51
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Who is the lead pilot?
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No, he said "Call the Ball", not lick it!
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Old 17th May 2014, 09:54
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"Who said that the Squadron Boss is barking?"
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Old 17th May 2014, 10:17
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RAF working on new Navigators.
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Old 17th May 2014, 10:19
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Crash report Inquiry
"Well as picture shows we were on bombing run and going to hit it with pin point accuracy, then Navigator spotted a Rabbit and guided plane down a rabbit hole".
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Old 17th May 2014, 10:20
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Can someone cut its nuts off, won't be the first to try and get lucky with a Flight Attendant but during the Emergency drill in front of passengers !!!!
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Old 17th May 2014, 10:22
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Had to land as Nav had ensured all bombing targets were cat houses including Madam LaLa's Massage Parlour.
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Old 17th May 2014, 10:23
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Find me Pussy Galore and I will soon knock her from the sky.
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Old 17th May 2014, 10:28
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What was the copilots manual dexterity of the controls like?

Sausages....
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Old 17th May 2014, 10:29
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They said they needed someone barking mad to crew up with Buster.
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Old 17th May 2014, 10:49
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That's a funny looking monkey on the end of the lead.

"That's not a monkey it's a labrador"

I was talking to your dog.

Eye thank ewe.
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Old 17th May 2014, 11:03
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Well....they do call it Dog Fighting you know!
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Old 17th May 2014, 11:04
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Boscombe Down Boffins did not read the fine print about the WWII system called "FIDO".
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Flying a dog-leg?
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