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Big Airport in UK'land. - Security search operative to waiting passenger.
“Just one moment Maam, or is it Sir? Please wait until the shifty looking chap in front of you wearing the pilots uniform puts his trousers, belt, socks and shoes back on, then just skip on through the little arch thingy and your bag will be waiting for you on the other side”.
“Just one moment Maam, or is it Sir? Please wait until the shifty looking chap in front of you wearing the pilots uniform puts his trousers, belt, socks and shoes back on, then just skip on through the little arch thingy and your bag will be waiting for you on the other side”.
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The organisers took cheating at the game of "musical chairs" very seriously.
"Do our bombs look big in these?"
One woman: "Do you think he'll randomly open fire?"
Next woman: "Don't be silly, at this range even a Yank can see we're not friendlies!"
or
Woman on right realizes that, despite being perfectly turned out for the gothic toga party, she has forgotten to set the video for the Big Brother eviction
While there had been previous problems at school picking up time. some thought the school's reaction was a tad over the top.
Anyone who's seen school kicking out time in Riyadh will know what I mean - how do the kids know which mum to go to !
Anyone who's seen school kicking out time in Riyadh will know what I mean - how do the kids know which mum to go to !
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The woman on the far left was heard to say, "I used Vanish to clean mine thinking that it would me invisible, DOH..!"
Or...
Same woman speaking to the guard, "Only virgins wear white, so take your pick!"
Or...
Same woman speaking to the guard, "Only virgins wear white, so take your pick!"
OK here we go.
In joint third, with not entirely original, but well quoted work, we have SeenTheLight with
These aren't the droids you are looking for
and c-bert with
"Right! Come on! Who threw that?"
"She did! *cough* He...he...did"
In second, Shy Torque, it must have been good, because ZH875 copied it.
"Oh, just ignore him - at these fancy dress do's he always takes his musical chairs far too seriously"
The worthy winner was GasFitter with the topical and totally un-pc
"Ladies, we take veiled threats very seriously!"
The prize is in the mail, you have control...........
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"Tell that kid that if he messes around with our wind turbine again before we've erected it we'll tell his dad. And see if you can find where he's put the other blade!"
