Caption competition
Yes I am as fustrated as you, 4 hours and the Cap Comp picture still is not on the front page
(Seriously though)
Anyone else find it strange that the dominos are all stacked neatly in the glass cupboard, with the sign, in case of emergency break glass?
(Seriously though)
Anyone else find it strange that the dominos are all stacked neatly in the glass cupboard, with the sign, in case of emergency break glass?
Afghan Taliban pilot training school...
Lady Flasheart: Always treat your kite like you treat your woman.
Mohammud-Aktar: How do you mean, Ma'am, ban her from school, scar her with acid and take her home on weekends to meet your brother?
Lady Flasheart: No. I was going to say get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back. But I give up!
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"I'll have you know this is a Scouse turban, it's called a hurbun"
I'll get my coat.
I'll get my coat.
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So, if the cap is blue when you take it off, then that indicates you are preg...oh Christ!!!
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So, Ladies, we're not going to let the US Air Force have all the fun now are we? Let's show them that we can be smart & sassy as well eh? Ok, so have any of you been Cheerleaders here in Kabul before?
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So, on my chest here are some wings. Who'd like to see another use for wings?
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So, Ladies, we're not going to let the US Air Force have all the fun now are we? Let's show them that we can be smart & sassy as well eh? Ok, so have any of you been Cheerleaders here in Kabul before?
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So, on my chest here are some wings. Who'd like to see another use for wings?
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"So you live in a flee infested slum that's falling apart? So do I, it's a Brize Norton quarter?"
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"So Achmed, you live in a flea infested slum that's falling apart, so do I, i'm in married quarters at Brize."
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Training Afghan Pilots : Lesson 2 - "EFATO" ... No Fatima ... that's "Engine Failure After Take Off" ... OK we'll move on to "Cockpit Noxious Fume Drills" then 
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What's that Fatima? Oh, sorry. Looks like someone has rubbed out part of the board. That should read "If you travel more than 10 miles it = 75% off" This is the minimum discount that you should expect when shopping this far from home...ok?
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"Ok, the plan....... We throw vast amounts of money training you to fly, we build word class facilities for you here, we leave, 2 weeks from that date 60% of the equipment will have been carried off by some flee bitten tramps on motorcycles, 3 weeks from that date, most of the aircraft will be unserviceable and the remaining 40% of equipment will have gone, 4 weeks from now the local bigwig will have syphoned off and sold the remaining fuel and all the aircraft will be unserviceable, 5 weeks from now you will have drifted back to some mud hut in the back of beyond and will be back to chucking spears like thus.... Week 6 the Taliban will move back in....... Any questions?"