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Old 5th Aug 2017, 10:29
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"And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo"
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Old 5th Aug 2017, 11:25
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Sorry Wills, daddy's got his hand stuck in your new glove puppet!
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Old 5th Aug 2017, 13:10
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"I think it's part of an Action Man kit !"
 
Old 5th Aug 2017, 13:43
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"Honey, I shrunk the chopper !"
 
Old 5th Aug 2017, 13:56
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I'll just tighten this bit of string, so that the rotor doesn't come off.
I know it is a bit Heath Robinson, but we'll be fine.
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Old 5th Aug 2017, 15:50
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Strewth, the lacky bands only gone and bust
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Old 5th Aug 2017, 16:03
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Belt deflection was only possible using the rectal examination technique due to limited clearance.
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Old 5th Aug 2017, 16:21
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Teeny Weeny Airways takes delivery of their new light help for Gazelle replacement project, though someone thought it meant GRP, hence the Beetle or nicknamed the Dung or polished t^rd.
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Old 5th Aug 2017, 16:29
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"Yes, Sir, these come in many flavours. This one is Blackberry, but we also do Lime, Lemon, Strawberry and Passion Fruit. Have a lick, and see what you think."
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Old 5th Aug 2017, 19:18
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"Let's slap a Parking Ticket on it !"
 
Old 5th Aug 2017, 20:18
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Typical for an overnighter in Liverpool, not only did they nick the wheels, they've scraped their initials on it
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Old 5th Aug 2017, 21:36
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May Force 1
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Old 6th Aug 2017, 03:50
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"...and as he's starting up, you can reach in & nick his wallet!"
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Old 6th Aug 2017, 07:04
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Unsure of its species, the vet carried out a rectal examination.
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Old 6th Aug 2017, 08:46
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Being a Prince, he obviously has to have the biggest and most expensive drone in the shop.
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Old 6th Aug 2017, 10:12
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Having a good chuckle reading some of these. I'll judge tonight.
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Old 6th Aug 2017, 15:46
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"Yes Chef, you simply throw the eggs in here and it does the rest for you!"
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Old 6th Aug 2017, 16:21
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"It's very nice Chief, but where does one put the casualty?"
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Old 6th Aug 2017, 16:57
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The giggling from Mr Sikorsky's coffin was barely audible.
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Old 6th Aug 2017, 17:08
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