Caption competition

[airborne_artist]

What, no mention of the late-lamented Wiggins Aerodyne?

You lot disappoint me

[NutLoose]

[CoffmanStarter]

Are you really giving me a Parking Ticket comrade ...

[CoffmanStarter]

When I sign this paper ... Kill them

[vulcanised]

This email from Nigeria says I can pay for an extra jet.

[Hempy]

That's it, just lift it up a little bit more and you'll be the perfect Fonzi Sir.

[Buster Hyman]

Vlad: See. With your thumb out of your ear, you can hear me better. Now, Comrade, where is your thumb stuck?

[Wander00]

I don't care who you say you are, that ticket does not get you in here

[CoffmanStarter]

Yes Sir ... Right this way ... Your usual table at the Blue Oyster Bar is it ?

[cargosales]

Grorious Reader, prease accept humble donation to party funds and send him to Pyongyang, not me.

[Kiltrash]

Over there boss, some guy called Sepp gave me this unmarked envelope for you and he said thanks, wink wink.
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Over there boss, some guy called Oscar gave me this for you but he said it is not going according to plan and he needs your help again

[NutLoose]

"If you give me the paper i've got this mug over here Boss, he looks like a Mekon, I think he said his name was Hague, or Vague or similar... anyway I digress, he's keen to get a result over the Ukraine Crisis and say's he will wave the sheet of paper as he gets off the aircraft and announce he has a peace deal... he was trying to think up a catchy title for it, i've suggested peace in our time to him... and he seems keen to do it"

[Danny42C]

"Just where are you telling me to stuff this ?"

[Wander00]

You don't have a vote in Ukraine

[Wander00]

There are already two of wearing this ridiculous Goering uniform; you find some other way to get to see Susannah York

[cargosales]

Vlad's sideline was getting a little too public for his liking

[Kiltrash]

Have the US and UK Foreign secretary's over there, want to know if you give then Snowden they will give you Assange, oh and will throw in ukraine

[racedo]

You mean I should tell President Osama that if he wants his Astronauts on the next space flight he should stick out his thumb.

[racedo]

There is a guy back there who says he has some dirt on some American politicians, I just tol him we know all about them.

[racedo]

William Hague is there sticking out a thumb, hoping for a lift, can we use one of the Soyuz rockets to help him. His boss hass offered to pay if we do it.