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Old 3rd Aug 2017, 07:17
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The Americans clipped the wings of their latest fighter, the Goshawk, provided before lend lease.
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Old 3rd Aug 2017, 11:26
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"I do not know what effect this will have on the enemy - but by Gad it frightens me !"
 
Old 3rd Aug 2017, 12:55
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My God, Baldrick, that IS a cunning plan. Better than my pencils and underpants...
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Old 3rd Aug 2017, 13:03
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There's the buzzer!

A close run thing, but Dan Gerous with

Jeez, could the mess just not have bought a tumble dryer.
takes home the bacon!

The CST is with you sir!
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Old 3rd Aug 2017, 19:22
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Wow, wasn't expecting that. Thanks TER. I shall dig something out.
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Old 3rd Aug 2017, 19:57
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OK have a go at this one



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Old 3rd Aug 2017, 20:35
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"What shall we do ? - I can't find the keys !"
 
Old 3rd Aug 2017, 20:44
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Proof that you can polish a turd.
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Old 3rd Aug 2017, 20:46
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I think its got a puncture its shrinking as we speak
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Old 3rd Aug 2017, 21:00
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Just adding the latest crash decal
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Old 3rd Aug 2017, 21:12
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We are trying to discover whether you need a helicopter or a drone licence to fly it!
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Old 3rd Aug 2017, 21:49
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There's your problem. Some little bugger has jammed a bottle top in the coin slot.
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Old 3rd Aug 2017, 22:13
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You wanted barley water - well this is the machine they use at Wimbledon
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Old 3rd Aug 2017, 23:04
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Do they come in Mens sizes?
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Old 3rd Aug 2017, 23:06
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About 50 turns winds up the clockwork enough for a couple of circuits and a spot of hovering...
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Old 4th Aug 2017, 02:11
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Shouldn't the blades for the new lawn mower be on the bottom?
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Old 4th Aug 2017, 07:24
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Wils tries to get George to open the door
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Old 4th Aug 2017, 07:51
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You might be my instructor, but give me twenty pushups for standing like a sugar bowl!
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Old 4th Aug 2017, 08:02
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"Are you sure there's room for Her Majesty back there?"
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Old 4th Aug 2017, 08:33
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May I see that repossession paper again?
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