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Old 5th Jul 2007, 19:14
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With the water crisis now critical the army are brought in to enforce the new laws and the latest person to infringe the hose-pipe ban, Mrs Jones of Humberside, is dragged off to the cells.....
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Old 5th Jul 2007, 22:09
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"I remember when they used to walk into the bop of their own free will"

" Yeah, but I always had to carry mine out"

P1

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Old 5th Jul 2007, 22:11
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Get your hand off my breast.
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Old 6th Jul 2007, 02:59
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Well young man, I like a good time as much as anyone else, but rubber's not my thing really.
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Old 6th Jul 2007, 03:14
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Or

"Yours might be a fashion statement sonny, but when you get to my age, rubber pants come on the NHS"

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Old 6th Jul 2007, 03:22
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From the Hull Daily Mail;

'Old Sapper snaps up old slapper'.
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Old 6th Jul 2007, 04:50
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Sgt Bilko could rarely understand 2Lt Rupert Fitzgibbons-Ponsonby-Smythe's plummy accent. He still couldn't work out if his last orders were "weight her up" or "wader up".
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Old 6th Jul 2007, 09:25
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Is THAT what you get here? I think I still prefer sheep!
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Old 6th Jul 2007, 13:56
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MOD resorts to kidnapping helpless grannies to boost audience numbers at the next 'Spirit of Adventure' show.
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Old 6th Jul 2007, 15:53
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Nobby, ignoring the sneering of his oppos, shows that it's not just Superman who can wear his underduds over his pants.
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Old 6th Jul 2007, 16:10
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Lad in truck:
'old on a sec Roy, you've dropped her colostomy bag.
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Old 6th Jul 2007, 20:43
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On second thoughts the lads turned back with Mrs Higgins after realising it was only a 4 Tonne truck....................
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Old 9th Jul 2007, 19:38
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That is a clear THREE days with no action, again!!
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Old 10th Jul 2007, 01:50
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AAC bloke on right to RE officer - "I'll get my cock out for her while you get out of your rubber chaps sir."
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Old 12th Jul 2007, 07:16
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Today's Daily Telegraph (12/7) page 2. That has gotta be the next photograph.
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Old 12th Jul 2007, 07:51
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I think A-A has forgotten this was his shout.
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Old 12th Jul 2007, 08:53
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Digin - I'm dashing around today - can you do the honours on my behalf?
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Old 12th Jul 2007, 09:13
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Consider it done. Just give me a mo....

Tie of Merit, and third place goes to Shy Torque with;

Sorry chaps I'll have to throw this one back - the RAF say they don't want her - 'cos her legs are on the right way up

Braces of Distinction, and second to Talking Radalt with;

Old, sturdy and built to survive the Cold War.
There's also a 4-tonner in the photo.


But this week's Cravat of Jolly Well Done, and a well-deserved First place goes to pohm1 for reminding us of those evenings duelling with the opposition;

"I remember when they used to walk into the bop of their own free will"
" Yeah, but I always had to carry mine out"

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Old 12th Jul 2007, 09:40
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As a starter for ten how about
"If you all do as she has, and put your hands on your head, we'll get you checked in in no time"


Judging on Monday OK with everyone?
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Old 12th Jul 2007, 09:42
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Judging on Monday OK with everyone?
Is that the caption?
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