Caption competition

[DirtyProp]

Yes, I knew that Siamese cats are quite territorial, but this is getting out of hands!

[Penny Washers]

Drop that burkah or pussy gets it!

[racedo]

Wax her dude, she wants me as her Black Cat

[racedo]

Go on, I dare you, Nail Mary Poppins...............

[racedo]

Buddy, Nail her now, she has turned me into a Cat and next you will be a Monkey flying jets and appearing in a Caption Competition.

[racedo]

Hey Goose
You can be my Wingman
You get her
I get the Black Pussy

[Danny42C]

Officer Dibble, dozing, was alerted to the approach of a stranger by TopCat !

[Pontius Navigator]

There you are Sarge, the night vision device works in daylight too

[Pontius Navigator]

Cunningham got backup to deal with the black widow

[Danny42C]

"Over here, witch - we've got your Familiar !"

[Pontius Navigator]

Something fishy here.

[Danny42C]

"Kill, Tibbles !"

[Hydromet]

"Why didn't you bring N....r, mate? He's the dog of war."

[NutLoose]

"If you can get any milk out of her then game on, though I think that well is long dried up"

[andytug]

Darn cat...

...chases the laser pointer everywhere!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

The last known photograph of the Regimental Mascot, taken just before he discovered the IED in the red sandbox.

[andytug]

Radio's duff Sarge, I asked for F-14 support and they sent this!

[WeeJeem]

The locals had certainly pulled out all the stops for Red Nose Day.

[hugh flung_dung]

OK, I can see the Cat but where's the Trap?
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Scroggs' tension mounts as the dog gets nearer and he thinks "Where's the paws button?"

[Danny42C]

"She hasn't a Cat's chance in Hell of getting past me !"