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"Yes it's inflated and he's a chinless wonder, does that mean it's RAF surplus?"
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"No I don't want double glazing thank you"
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"All I can see from here is all these sad old men sat in front of computer screens typing silly messages to each other"
Now we know how Ryanair can afford to offer those low low fares
This is your stewardess speaking, some of you may have noticed the pilots being removed from the cockpit after they were reduced to vomiting shivering wrecks, and we are on autopilot called Hal9000, the most advanced autopilot ever, and has NEVER failed, so we are all in safe hands
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"Welcome, you are through to the Mayday Control Centre, unfortunately we are experiencing heavy call traffic at the moment, so please stay on the line and we will answer your call as soon as possible...
you are..... number.. four.. in the queue..
If you know the extension you require please press 1
If you are in a moving aircraft and wish inform us, please press 2
If you are calling to let us know you have an emergency or expect to have one shortly please press 3
If you wish to discuss your accident please press 4
If none of these apply please hold and an operator will speak to you shortly, your calls are important to us"
you are..... number.. four.. in the queue..
If you know the extension you require please press 1
If you are in a moving aircraft and wish inform us, please press 2
If you are calling to let us know you have an emergency or expect to have one shortly please press 3
If you wish to discuss your accident please press 4
If none of these apply please hold and an operator will speak to you shortly, your calls are important to us"
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"These new pilots seem to have little between their ears, but they always come to work with a smile on their face, however they are wearing me out with constant requests to keep them pumped."
Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God,
Stewardess I have done nothing to you yet.
I know but I saw your take off and realise that if you continue like this I will be meeting God very shortly, figure putting in a call to tell him I am on way is a good idea.
Stewardess I have done nothing to you yet.
I know but I saw your take off and realise that if you continue like this I will be meeting God very shortly, figure putting in a call to tell him I am on way is a good idea.