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Old 11th Apr 2014, 14:24
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A DE&S senior civil servant resigns as the RAF reveals the replacement for its aging fleet of Hawk aircraft: the "Advanced Combat Trainer".
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Staff from the Station Regiment Flight are concerned as reports begin to circulate about possible side effects to the latest batch of CS gas training pellets.
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Old 12th Apr 2014, 07:26
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US Bigfoot Hunting Team -

"OK boys, we lure him in with the hairy beards and massive trainers, then when he's lulled into a false sense of security, we take the bastard down!"
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Item 2 on the Armed Forces LGBT AGM agenda:

2. Deployment Kit now comes in an eye pleasing range of colours and patterns (see attached examples) You can pop into stores and have a browse around. Don't forget your colour charts!
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4 Muslim Poofters are told that the 'Pink Slipper' is on back order and won't be available until after Ramadan
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"Define neatly trimmed beards Sir"
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Old 12th Apr 2014, 13:36
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"Yu've got upducky on your shoulder"
I thought it was Apiecost!
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The Lost Beatles........
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Old 12th Apr 2014, 17:21
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Old 12th Apr 2014, 20:21
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One to many for a ZZ TOP tribute band .




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In that get up? You can hide but you can't run.
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Old 12th Apr 2014, 21:26
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Team Camouflage was going well until Dave wore his Friday night San Francisco cruise shoes.

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Teams desire not to stand out was undermined by Dave's desire to try out his new Friday night shoes.
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Old 12th Apr 2014, 21:34
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This Duck Camo is quackers! And that is a fact, Jack!

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15 Month Deployments combined with assimilation training left its mark on returning Troops.
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Old 13th Apr 2014, 01:06
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Quakers....
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Old 13th Apr 2014, 07:02
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At Holyrood, Alex Salmon unveils the ceremonial dress uniform of the new volunteer defence force: the Scottish Highland Infantry Territorials. Asked if enough volunteers had come forward, Mr Salmon responded,"When independence happens then all Scots will be in the SHI.... Oh b*gger".
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Old 13th Apr 2014, 08:10
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So which one is Nigel Farage ?
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New Hair Loss prevention found to work too well.
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This week, we've mostly been eating ... PROZAC!



Nod to the Fast Show and Jesse
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Latest WRAC entry muster for their squad photo.
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