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CSI Rotherham
"Normally we see suffocation in cases like this, but the vic shows crush injuries. Interesting. Anything on the body?"
"Just this photo in the vic's wallet"
"Ah!"
"Normally we see suffocation in cases like this, but the vic shows crush injuries. Interesting. Anything on the body?"
"Just this photo in the vic's wallet"
"Ah!"
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"Slap my thigh big boy and ride in on the ripples"
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Surrender was not an option, raising her arms meant she would topple over..
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One look at those heavy weapons tells me she has a big arse 'n' all.
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Ah yes - my old girlfriend, Back-entry Bertha. A strange girl, half English and Half German, she only shaved under one armpit. She had a face like Venus: green, lifeless and pitted with craters. She only had one tooth and could chew polo mints without crushing them. Once she was very beautiful but now her face had changed with time: what a clock! At least then she had long blond hair all the way down her back...none on her head but just down her back. The hairs from her nostrils were platted and used as braces to keep up her steel toe-capped tights. The first time that I met her in the disco, I used my best chat-up line: "Don't sweat much for a fat lass do you". That night I became a man. She had Blakey's segs fitted to her elbows so that she didn't slip on the wet cobbles in the alley outside, and a coat with a Thermo-rest sewn into the lining in case she met someone she know.
I'll never forget my first night at Cranwell.
I'll never forget my first night at Cranwell.
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Or Les Dawson.... 
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"They've posted me to 617, the Sergeant said I would fit in well with those damned busters"
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Sorry, I don't tend to do it these days, as I struggle doing it on my iPad, it never recognises the addresses for some reason for me to copy and anyway she would probably qualify as an obscene publication, and as I get my ankle tracker off this weekend I do not want to spoil my chances of being allowed out 
The reason Coff hasn't been able to do it, I believe he has been trying to get her blown up and printed off, so he can mount her on the back of his little boys room door at home
The reason Coff hasn't been able to do it, I believe he has been trying to get her blown up and printed off, so he can mount her on the back of his little boys room door at home
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Tits... And big ones at that, I've been had.
