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Any ideas for the name of the third tunnel?*
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"..and here is the Stealth Blackhawk...Ooh bu&&er it's just got caught up in Mrs. Bin Laden's washing line!"
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"Ok which one of you bars"*rds has eaten my command post"
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"Hill, what hill,? Ohhh ignore that, it's a dog turd"
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"Hill, what hill,? Ohhh ignore that, it's a dog turd"
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Hoskins. Tell that Farmer to back off, we're not finished....and besides, I wasn't talking to him when I said the Air Force were going to plough the field!
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And after you pick it up with your teeth (no hands remember) we tear the top bit off and the next squad member has a go. This is called 'fun' and the loser buys the beers.
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Right, so after geo-phys have done their stuff in this area, that annoying civvy bloke with the shorts, greasy mullet and sweaty trilby hat can start digging trench one.
Revere....you nip down to that building....and when you see the British coming....make it one light for the fellow known as Buster....or two if it is Nutty....and well....never mind about that "Navigator" who goes by Shytorgue.
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...and when I retire next week, I'm going to join this wonderful country club. As you can see in this model, it has Spas, a pool, billiards room, conference facilities, you name it! Yep, I'm looking forward to the peace & tranquility at the Branch Davidian Resort...
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Right, a quick review of the rules. You have to stand here, and you can only hold it with one hand. Nearest tins are 10 points, next row 20, and so on. Big can is 50 points, and there is a bonus of 50 if you manage to fill more than three cans, but you'll need to have drunk a lot of Budweiser to achieve that. If any splashes on me, you're on a charge. Questions?
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"Right, so the BBC camera will be here, the Prime Minister here and the Defence Secretary here. The lorry with the sandbags will arrive here. Form a line and get those sandbags moving in shot."
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