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Old 22nd Aug 2014, 16:05
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Old 22nd Aug 2014, 22:45
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"Harrooo? PPrune head office? What you want?! Oh, you giving me prize for most over-used subject in caption competition? Well, you got that right ... what I win??"
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Old 22nd Aug 2014, 22:48
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No, I wan bwiwcweeem, bwiwcweeeeeeem, bruddy irriot!
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Old 23rd Aug 2014, 01:20
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Hello Mister David ... You have nearly new aircraft carrier for sale.... I buy for scrap value .. what you want? How about swap for unused ICBM and I throw in warhead for free? Very good deal!
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"I see.....if I want speak to to Obama I must play Golf! What is Golf?".
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Old 23rd Aug 2014, 14:42
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Yes yes I know the mic is broken for the peoples bingo session, ok I'll call the numbers using the phone..........

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Old 23rd Aug 2014, 15:25
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Old 23rd Aug 2014, 16:31
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Have you ever considered solar panels?
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Old 23rd Aug 2014, 17:57
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Is that Mr Smith? This is Microsoft Technical Division. Your computer has a virus and..... Halloo, Halloo. What does "Do one" mean?
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Old 23rd Aug 2014, 19:43
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Uckers ... What Uckers you silly irriot
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Old 24th Aug 2014, 09:30
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This one looks about done, so scoring tonight
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Old 24th Aug 2014, 16:48
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So soon ? Just time for one last despairing effort:

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Old 24th Aug 2014, 17:08
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I wasn't sure, it can run longer, are you going to score it Danny? I would be good and I could enter
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Old 24th Aug 2014, 18:01
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Have you tried switching it off and on again?
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Old 24th Aug 2014, 18:06
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We have almost succeeded in monopolising the PPRuNe caption competition. This will complete stage one of my cunning plan for world domination...
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Old 24th Aug 2014, 18:25
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Yes ... His name is NutLoose ... Have him shackled and brought to me immediately
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Nah mate ... If you can't cover a map in fablon wrinkle free you can't be a Nav
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Old 24th Aug 2014, 18:33
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Latest State Decree No : 4,875,243 (2014) ...

From now on all Wax Propelling Pencils will be known as Koreagraphs
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