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Old 30th Jan 2014, 15:02
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Yes I do go red when you ask are there another 76 like me in the RAF, answer is yes and they all men.
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Old 30th Jan 2014, 20:55
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Well, what happened was, I went into what I thought was a carpet store looking for an Afghan Rug. Turns out it was a recruiting office, and the rest is history.
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Old 30th Jan 2014, 21:34
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"I used to be on a premier RAF Squadron, you might of heard of it, 617 Sqn, but sigh........ That was yesterday"
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Old 30th Jan 2014, 21:44
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"Ah, Fg Off Tottie - you know about bloody rag..heads. I've got just the posting for you!"
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Old 30th Jan 2014, 22:16
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And with this colour pen, I can magically turn myself into a UAV pilot
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Old 30th Jan 2014, 22:21
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"...okay...and when I hold the pen out here, it's then called the Outer Marker..."

I'm here 'till Thursday, Try the Veal!
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Old 30th Jan 2014, 22:46
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Yes, Good looking, single, available......................let you know when I'm really desperate.
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Old 30th Jan 2014, 23:02
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"And with this permanent marker I can install a dot on your forehead so you can slip over the border into Pakistan to do intel gathering..... Oh hang on its blue, erm.... don't worry they won't erm notice"



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Old 30th Jan 2014, 23:46
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One more smart ass comment from you men and I am going to shove this pen up your Ar*se. Go ahead, make my day !
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Old 30th Jan 2014, 23:50
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This is the part I like best, writing down your new call signs......
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Old 31st Jan 2014, 09:12
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Ok Call signs, who is Maverick, Goose, Camel................er why Camel, ok maybe best not to ask about your friend.
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Old 31st Jan 2014, 09:24
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" Come on, I have written the last word for you, it is OFF. Surely you can work out what goes before it!"
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Old 31st Jan 2014, 10:24
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"No, the other gal got the job flying rubber dog-**** out of Hong Kong. The Boss was less pleased with me"
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Old 31st Jan 2014, 11:34
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"Yes i'm four foot five, it's part of a cunning plan so we can be shown to be reducing the size of the RAF, the Army still haven't figured it out yet"






Foxy, Happy 22,000th


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Old 31st Jan 2014, 19:55
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a artist, who kicked this whole thing off coming up ten years ago,
chose this as the inaugural brian teaser -


Picture credit: mcbarrett.f9.co.uk

(a little nostalgia never hurt no one. .. . . . for some of us its all we have to
look forward to.)
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Old 1st Feb 2014, 14:08
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Move it back and forth vigorously like this and you can be in the Red Arrows too girls
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Old 1st Feb 2014, 14:45
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Thats weird, PC at work showed my post as 22,001 just after Foxy, but iPad showing it as 17 less

Has someone deleted some posts?
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Old 1st Feb 2014, 15:39
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Mr Cameron's new plan to introduce plug-in hybrid Dominies was treated with some skepticism.
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Old 1st Feb 2014, 15:53
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Aw it's the female pilot shaking her bits about that's the comp picture
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Old 1st Feb 2014, 16:10
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In the words of Swiss Tony "I just gently slip it in, you see what I mean?"
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