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Old 19th Jan 2007, 11:41
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Judging Tomorrow...sometime.....
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Old 19th Jan 2007, 12:00
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Only the engineers know how they get an aircraft of that size and weight to fly on those tiny wings.
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Old 22nd Jan 2007, 22:21
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Abraham, I thought I told you NOT to buy the seat covers from the circumcisionists shop.
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Old 26th Jan 2007, 01:35
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Top Tips - don't say you'll be judging the day before your PC decides to die......
Another excellent load of .... entires!!
Clicker - recieves bonus points for mentioning the competition judge in his caption!
Honourable mentions:
WhiteOvies "What's long, hard and full of airmen??" Nope, it's just not as a funny
ZH875: Abraham, I thought I told you NOT to buy the seat covers from the circumcisionists shop.
3rd Place:Talking Radalt: At last, a workable solution to the AT requirements of the ENTIRE Royal Air Force of 2007.
2nd Place: ZH875 (again): McDonald Douglas began to regret getting Victoria Beckham to be the model for their new aircraft.
But the winner..... is........
Splitbrain: Would all passengers in cattle class please fasten their seatbelts for takeoff, those in 1st class...welcome to Denver
over to you...............
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Old 26th Jan 2007, 16:46
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Ooohh thanks Lafyar.

Lets try and see how this tickles the funny bones...



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Old 26th Jan 2007, 16:59
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Not the first time the Navy Boy had got his hand round such a large weapon.
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Old 26th Jan 2007, 17:23
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Trying to top the heroic "Marines and Apache" rescue - the pilot showed the YTS students where to hang on........
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Old 26th Jan 2007, 17:56
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"Oh yeah, this baby should penetrate..."
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Old 26th Jan 2007, 18:18
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Southside, I have found you another chair.

or


The Harrier pilot was seen practicing filling in the boring moments during his long trip over the pond (subject to AAR availability).


or


The guy on the left was admiring the stick monkey's grip.......
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Old 26th Jan 2007, 18:59
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Thought balloon from the left most guy who looks like Carl from "Caddyshack":

"Um, I'm pretty sure that's not a IR seeker head there, buddy........"
 
Old 26th Jan 2007, 19:49
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"I say young man this looks rather sharp, ho look it wobbles as if its going to fall off, get it removed at once. I not flying with that it looks dangerous. If it falls off it might hurt someone."
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Old 26th Jan 2007, 20:02
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"Do you know - I once did this and it came off in my hand"
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Old 26th Jan 2007, 21:07
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Thought Bubble from guy at left 'Yes sir we know your a winker. No need to prove it'
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Old 26th Jan 2007, 21:18
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Is that a PW in your pocket or .....
 
Old 26th Jan 2007, 21:23
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'Sorry pal, I just don't give a t..... '
 
Old 26th Jan 2007, 22:10
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"Now listen - when I do this it squeals."
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Old 26th Jan 2007, 22:15
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Thoughts of the pilot "I wish I had a navigator"
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Old 26th Jan 2007, 23:59
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"Ok, which one of you was the smartarse with the superglue"
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Old 27th Jan 2007, 00:54
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" If you keep doing this very quickly, eventually it turns into a recce pod".
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Old 27th Jan 2007, 19:10
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"I'm sorry, I've just come".

(with apologies to the Fast Show)
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