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Old 29th Nov 2013, 04:40
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 05:38
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Pilot Officer Kyte had a tenuous grip on the banter regarding the Jag and the curvature of the Earth.

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Crab Air at its finest.


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Little did Pilot Officer Kyte realise that it was only the pilots and not the whole operation of a Jag that had to be bent.
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 06:03
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"When I said show me your best, Bloggs, I wasn't asking for your rendition of the Hokey Cokey".
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 06:10
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"Roll & pull, wasn't it?"
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 06:32
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OW! That runway's hot!

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You put your left undercarriage in, you put your left undercarriage out...

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Bloggs! When I said to try & be 'stealthy', I didn't mean to tip-toe up to the release point you idiot!
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 07:12
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No Bloggs, when I said I bet you a tenner you can't get your Jag on 2 wheels...I meant your car!
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 07:25
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Red 2, look out! Tortoise on runway!!
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 07:33
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Me boshhhh, drinking?.....no I'm toe teetle...hic
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 07:39
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I want my Lightning back
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 07:40
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Someone remind me ... Why did we paint the Jag with Air Defence Grey
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 07:42
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SOP for a Jag departure ... (1) Use the curvature of the Earth, (2) Once the taps are open reduce ground roll friction to a minimum
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 07:46
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Resized to help

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Old 29th Nov 2013, 07:51
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All together in loud boisterous voice ...

"Oh when the Saints go tip toeing in" ...
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 07:58
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This episode of Strictly Come Dancing featuring the foxtrot looks as if it might be a little more interesting than normal
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 07:59
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2 wheels on my wagon and I'm still rolling along.

The jaguar reconaissance variant waits for the chase Reliant Robin.
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 08:04
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Wots the point, if we HAD armed it with missles, would never have taken off!
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Even when landing in cross wind conditions still needs constant reheat
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Tower to pilot, you clot been storeing the extra pies on the left again.
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 08:06
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Hour building on the SEPECAT Jaguar - the flight switch is located on the starboard wheel.

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Old 29th Nov 2013, 08:52
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" Can someone give me a leg up Please"

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"Phew, it's almost as hot here in Ataturk as it was in Incirlik, but we're nearly airborne"

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Rotate......no.... Rotat.... no.... Ro..Ro..Ro your Jag gently down the strip

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"Captain, the engines, they canna make it"

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Old 29th Nov 2013, 09:48
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Gear down?....Check.
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 10:09
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Who said Fox 2
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