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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 19:34
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This is the latest exhibit for the Moscow motor show, Comrade.
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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 21:35
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Yes, comrade... The fuel consumption is good but the emissions and fallout are terrible!
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Old 3rd Aug 2014, 23:19
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"Why do you hide your face Comrade?"
"Vectored thrust"
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Old 4th Aug 2014, 12:54
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"PASSWORD!"

"*mumble*godamstinkingrussianpieceof****'transport,personal' ha!bigjoketheyankeesgethumveesforgodssakeandwhatdowegetstuck with*mumble*"

"PASS, COMRADE"
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"Defence Travel said I wasn't entitled to first class".
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Old 4th Aug 2014, 14:42
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"I put in a 658, and Chiefy said this is all they'd got in the Yard".
 
Old 6th Aug 2014, 15:20
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Going a bit quiet, so last call...judging tomorrow!
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Old 6th Aug 2014, 18:44
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I'll say ! (yesterday was the first time I've ever seen "Capcom" on Page 2 of Military Aviation).

"I said "My kingdom for a horse ! " They took my kingdom and I got this".
 
Old 7th Aug 2014, 07:23
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"Is this the way to Wells Fargo?"
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Old 7th Aug 2014, 07:24
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"This was all that was left after I blew the bl**dy doors off".
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Old 7th Aug 2014, 09:23
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"Well I found some place in London that I thought might do mudguards, but when I got to Horseguards, some toffee nosed git in an overgrown tin Fez and a red jacket told me to **** orf."








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Old 7th Aug 2014, 09:47
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Yeah, he's calmed down a bit now. I honestly thought it was the dipstick....
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Old 7th Aug 2014, 10:56
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"wee I mon, arm from Newcastle how did tha noo"
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Old 7th Aug 2014, 13:22
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Nutty and Buster seen debating Coffman's observation that the Horse was the smartest part of their Outfit as they were wearing freshly pressed trousers.

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Old 7th Aug 2014, 14:43
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2017 and the 1st Scottish armoured corps parade on independence day
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Old 7th Aug 2014, 15:56
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Ok, judging time is here:

Runner up is Shytorque with:

Yes, comrade... The fuel consumption is good but the emissions and fallout are terrible!


But this weeks winner Tashengurt with the late entry of:

2017 and the 1st Scottish armoured corps parade on independence day
Well done all, over to you Tashegurt!
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Old 7th Aug 2014, 16:52
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Well done Tashengurt... spot on
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Old 7th Aug 2014, 16:59
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Well played Tash

Boudreaux Bob ... I'll get e at play time you scoundrel
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Old 7th Aug 2014, 17:07
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Nice ones.. well done all.
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Old 7th Aug 2014, 19:31
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Cheers 622!

How about this then?:

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