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Doc, you mad fool! When I said that ColourTune was for sorting out your Skinners' Union, I meant your your SU carburettor, not him!
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The Taliban suicide bombers were becoming more difficult to de-fuse by the day...
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The Taliban suicide bombers were becoming more difficult to de-fuse by the day...
The Boffins seemed much closer to finding out what makes Bootnecks tick!
Busters search for a hymen was not off to a promising start....
Boris, you had better get this sorted, the Gold Medal round is in an hour !
Yup, this is the airline pilot model, you can tell because it bends over on command and it will put up with any amount of abuse.
"I say Reggie....this fellow has just the Right Stuff to be an Inland Revenue Tax Collector!".
I told you it was the Colonel model. See it has no spine or heart !
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I told you it was the Colonel model. See it is set for extra stupid !
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I told you it was the Colonel model. See it is set for extra stupid !
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Nearly done, Manuel. Tell the BBC we'll just give the blonde wig a quick blow-dry and she'll be all set to carry on commentating on the Winter Olympics.
(I might remove this, it is a bit harsh).
(I might remove this, it is a bit harsh).
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Day 1 of the Staff College Senior Command Course where an Officer is undergoing the crucial rerouting of the voice box through his ar$e in readiness for promotion to Air Rank 
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BAE have been appointed to undertake the Six Million Dollar Man project for OSI ... however with inflation and other contract contingencies the project is now to be known as the Thirty Two Million Dollar Man 